I am the architect of Stonehenge. I believe that wine bottles lie outrageously about their content and how flavorful they are. I know why there is braille on drive up ATM machines, I work as a phone sex operator since my voice is so heavenly you can't help but pay to listen to it. I can whistle any theme song. I know where Atlantis is, but choose to keep it a secret. I can read Sanskrit. I think depression is merely anger without enthusiasm, I know who will be Santa Clause next Christmas. I dream of a better world....where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. Years ago I discovered that horizontal stripes on clothes make me look short like an oompa loompa. I can walk on water and have been scouted by the Red Sox. I think five is a sufficiently close approximation to infinity. I can fly rocket ships without a licensed co-pilot present and have attached a bunch of flattering adjectives to my named to impress people. I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down.
See, I am looking to select a man based upon his personality, who is smart, funny, witty, kind, considerate, can laugh at himself and will make me laugh til my sides hurt. I love the quote, "Everybody dies, but not everybody lives"... I have no idea where it is from. 100 points and a batch of brownies to the man who can answer that one!
If you don't take yourself too seriously and are cute rather than hot, original rather than a me-too person, social rather than introspective, happy rather than content, than we might click. So please send me an email and we can take it from there.