I would like to think that I am not a very complicated person but after reflecting on what to write here I have discovered that apparently I am. Damn these profiles! Instead of sitting here and writing a really long and boring story about my life I have decided to tell you a classic joke my 11 year old told me.
What does the starship enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both go to Uranus and battle the cling on's! Haha
In all seriousness I am a driven guy with lots of good things going on in my life. I have been told that I am a “keeper”, but I haven’t found someone that I have felt that chemistry with. While I am funny and very much a smart ass I still have goals, which I have worked very hard to achieve and will continue to do so.
If you actually took the time to read this whole thing then I am flattered and would love to meet you. O, and if you know the headline quote you've got an inside on me.