Man I hate writing these… I always rewrite it like 5 times and I never like what I write. Either way here it goes
First, some background. I grew up in Houston, TX and Houston is definitely home to me. You ever hear those stories of the homeless guy who starts his own company and does well? Well that is me, I ran away from home when I was 17, was homeless for a few years, started a company with some friends, and later left that company to work for a major software company here. I spent most of my 20’s working on that company and traveling the world. It was nice but didn’t allow for much of a social life. So I took a step down the corporate ladder to have a “normal” 9-5 job. Seattle worked well for me because I enjoy snowboarding, I’m fairly liberal, and I’m surrounded by technology companies.
People often say I’m rather intimidating until you get to know me. I think that is a compliment but I’m unsure. I definitely have some of the southern gentlemen traits although I’m fairly liberal.
Other interesting things about me
1.) I was arrested on Halloween for streaking, I was only wearing an afro wig.
2.) I don’t eat white foods or Jell-O
3.) I love to cook for friends and family.
4.) Kids love me but I find them to be horribly confusing.
5.) I’m probably taller than everyone you know
What am I looking for? I generally don’t have a type but here are some key things
1.) Must want kids at some point in the future.
2.) Must be in shape, by this I mean not overweight, “thick”, or whatever you want to call it.
3.) You would choose a romantic dinner cuddling over a night at a club
4.) You can tolerate occasional pot smoking (no cigarettes )
5.) You like dry , witty humor