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32 year old man
Saint Petersburg, Florida, United States

Seeking:
women 25-40
Within:
20 Miles of Clearwater, Florida, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
Faith:
I'll tell you later
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

About me: I'm the funniest person you'll ever meet. And really modest.

Random but true:

-I quit my first job out of college and played poker full time for 2 years. I still have dreams about trying it again, but probably won't. My big boy job is far more stable, but sadly, produces no rush.

-Under these Jcrew clothes, I have two half sleeves. My mom is super proud. I often wear belts adorned with "I spend a lot of time on boats" icons to ensure that the world knows I'm a complete douche.

-I once drank tiki torch fuel, mistaking it for blue moon beer. Me and poison control had a chat.

-I've been bitten by both an ostrich and a french foreign exchange student.

-My dog is cooler than yours.

I'm a good mix of serious and playful and I'm looking for the same.

My sense of humor is very sarcastic and inappropriate, and it's really hard to offend me. I guess I unfairly expect everyone else to be as thick skinned and sometimes I feel like I'm the only one left who can take a joke. I know how to adapt to whatever social setting I'm in and I'm certain to charm the pants off your parents (and maybe you...too soon to talk about pants coming off?), but in general if you're kind of touchy about edgy or inappropriate humor, I'm probably not your guy. I'm into humor like Amy Schumer, Anthony Jeselnik, Louis CK, Bonnie McFarlane, Howard Stern, Always Sunny, The League, Workaholics, etc. All that said, I can be very sweet and romantic too. Like for our first date we'll go to Sonic, and for our anniversary we'll go to Golden Corral and dip strawberries in their chocolate waterfall. So, effin, romantic.

Interests:
Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing cards, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Football, Golf, Swimming, Walking / Hiking
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

He's a Bullmastiff/Boxer mix named Baron, and the greatest thing to ever come into existence. He got expelled from doggie daycare when he was 3. I'm so proud of my honor student!

Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Gemini
College:
Florida State University, Tallahassee, FL
For fun:

Boats n' Ho's...

But seriously...Dying laughing, outdoor live music, crab feasts, bonfires, bbqs, cooking, new restaurants, sports of any kind, playing golf, fishing, poker, playing Would you Rather, pranking, anything w/ my dog.

Favorite things:

The Shannon Doherty Education Connection Commericals.

Last read:

A fantasy football magazine?

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
4'10" (147cms) to 5'7" (170cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Hazel
No preference
Hair:
Blonde
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Self-Employed / Entrepreneur
No preference

I own a recruiting company specializing in placement of scientific industry professionals. Me, you, a bunsen burner, sounds hot, right?

Income:
$150,001+
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
Not sure
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian

Pretty fly for a white guy.

Faith:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

Florida State University

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