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31 year old man
Baltimore, Maryland, United States

Seeking:
women 25-40
Within:
20 Miles of Baltimore, Maryland, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
Faith:
I'll tell you later
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I'm the funniest person you'll ever meet. And modest, so modest. I'll bust your metaphorical balls, but also be insanely romantic and tell you how amazing you look. I'll make fun of randoms and drop some of the most inappropriate comments you could ever imagine (when I say inappropriate, I MEAN it), but I can adapt to any social situation and charm the pants off your family and co-workers. I can be impossibly sarcastic at times but also engage in serious conversations of substance. I'll take a cookout with friends over a crowded club any day. I'll start a lot of sentences with "I'll." I'll engage you in conversation and ask you questions to get to know you, and hope for the same from you. I'll stay up all night and talk things out before I'll go to bed angry. You're going to get whipped cream in the face and be the victim of other pranks by my hand. Don't lose your shiz. Just take it like a champ and start planning how to get back at me. Get the point? I'm looking for a funny, outgoing, light hearted, loyal, intelligent, awesome, amazing, girl.


Random but true:

-I quit my first job out of college and played poker full time for 2 years. I still have dreams about trying it again, but probably won't. My big boy job is far more stable, but sadly, produces no rush.

-Under these Jcrew clothes, I have two half sleeves. My mom is super proud. I often wear belts adorned with "I spend a lot of time on boats" icons to ensure that the world knows I'm a complete douche.

-I once drank tiki torch fuel, mistaking it for blue moon beer. Me and poison control had a chat.

-I've been bitten by both an ostrich and a french foreign exchange student.

Interests:
Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing cards, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Football, Golf, Swimming, Walking / Hiking
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

He's a Bullmastiff/Boxer mix named Baron, and the greatest thing to ever come into existence. He got expelled from doggie daycare when he was 3. I'm so proud of my honor student!

Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Gemini
College:
Florida State University, Tallahassee, FL
For fun:

Dying laughing, outdoor live music, crab feasts, bonfires, bbqs, cooking, new restaurants, sports of any kind, playing golf, fishing, texas holdem, playing Would you Rather, pranking, taking my dog anywhere I can get away with it

Favorite things:

The Shannon Doherty Education Connection Commericals.

Always Sunny, The League, Workaholics, Impractical Jokers, Curb, Eastbound and Down, Hello Ladies

Last read:

A fantasy football magazine?

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
4'10" (147cms) to 5'7" (170cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Hazel
No preference
Hair:
Blonde
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Self-Employed / Entrepreneur
No preference

I own a recruiting company specializing in placement of scientific industry professionals. Me, you, a bunsen burner, sounds hot, right?

Income:
$150,001+
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian

Pretty fly for a white guy.

Faith:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

Florida State University

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