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41 year old man
Cambridge, Massachusetts, United States

Seeking:
women 27-40
Within:
5 Miles of Cambridge, Massachusetts, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
Ethnicity:
Asian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I'm a really good catch with a PR problem -- I should fire my publicist. Oh wait, I don't have a publicist. . .Hmmm, this explains a lot. Well then, I guess I'm going to have to do this myself. . . .

Top 10 Reasons Why I'm a Good Catch:

10. I can eat A LOT. For some reason, women seem to be impressed by my circus-freakshow-like feats of gluttony. I can and will finish my meal and then proceed to finish yours, if you want me to. Not impressed? Well, I'm a total wimp when it comes to dessert, you can have mine.

9. I age well, so I tend to look a good 6 or 7 years younger than I am -- So when I'm 97, I'll look like I'm only 90, 91 tops. I know, I know, I'm so lucky -- Yeah, it was fun trying to date in college, when I looked like I was 12.

8. I'm very honest. This one could actually go either way, actually, which is why it's only #8. I used to be (in)famous in grad school for my bouts of unsolicited honesty. The good news is that I am now more discrete about expressing my honesty.

7. I dress well, but not *too* well. I may wear a shirt you like, but you will likely find something you can change or improve upon -- Yes, this is exactly what I want, someone to change me (at least, when it comes to the diapers I'll have to wear when I'm 107, again the good news is that I'll look like I'm only 100).

6. I like to laugh. This too should, ostensibly, be ranked better than a mere #6, except that I should say that my preference is to laugh *with* but unfortunately that's not always possible and well, like I said, I like to laugh.

5. I am completely and totally sane -- I discussed it with the voices in my head and the consensus is that I'm perfectly normal, it's the rest of the world that's crazy (except for you, you are also perfectly sane).

4. I am good with small children -- We understand each other. And if/when things get really out of control, I am sure I can throw a bigger tantrum than any of them, and then they will have to play the part of the mature person.

3. I am smarter than everyone else. If anyone should dare to disagree with this statement of obvious fact, it would only go to show how sadly mistaken that puny-brained simpleton really is.

2. I do have a serious/compassionate side and should we meet, you may get a chance to see it.

1. This space is left intentionally blank (for you to fill in later)

For starters, I'd like to meet someone who won't immediately assume I'm conceited just because I'm so smart, successful, and good-looking -- Come on, that's something that should be decided much later on! But seriously, at the most basic level, I'm looking for someone who has her act together but doesn't take herself too seriously, this is really so essential.

Interests:
Alumni connections, Book club, Camping, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Cycling, Football, Golf, Inline skating, Running, Skiing, Soccer, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Yoga, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

I had a German Shepherd as a kid -- Beautiful dog, sadly, not much going on in the brains department, but I loved him just the same.

Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Don't display my sign
College:
University of California, Berkeley, Berkeley, CA
Favorite hot spots:

In California: Santa Barbara, San Diego, Berkeley, and believe it or not, there are some really great places to hang out in LA (You just have to know where they are)

In Colorado: Boulder, Denver, any place in the front range (of the Rocky Mtns).

Last read:

The cover of Architectural Digest -- Someone, I suspect my brother-in-law, apparently signed me up for a subscription.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'10" (177cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender
Eyes:
Brown
Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Salt and pepper
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Self-Employed / Entrepreneur
No preference

Ex-(mad)Scientist, Ex-Executive, turned entrepreneur

Income:
$150,001+
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Asian
Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian, Other

At a bar, some guy starting pointing at me and yelling, "Asian Mike Meyers, Asian Mike Meyers!" These were clearly not the words of a sober man. . At any rate, I am often told how white I am on the inside.

Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Agnostic, Atheist, Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Jewish, Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Other

I had to go to church *every* Sunday while growing up. One thing I know with absolute certainty is that I don't want to spend the rest of eternity with the people from Bible Study. If you're into going to Bible Study, more power to you.

Languages:
English, French, Korean
No preference
Education:
PhD / Post Doctoral
Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

Trust me, I'm a doctor. True, I have no formal medical training, but you learn by doing. Now then, let's have a look at you, shall we? UC Beserkeley undergrad, UC Santa Barbara PhD

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