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37 year old man
Boston, Massachusetts, United States

Seeking:
women 18-121
Within:
15 Miles of Boston, Massachusetts, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
Faith:
Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

If I had any friends they would describe me as incredible, one in a billion, a superhero of the calibre of wonder woman or wordgirl but without the body hugging attire or the amazing jumping capabilities and vocabulary. A cool dude who makes great sound-effects when getting dressed, especially the 'swoosh' noises when putting on hats. A pleasant, sophisticated, in touch with his feeling kinda guy.

Membership to Match is serious so I'll keep that in mind as I proceed to bore you and let you into my life...I'm having a slow Friday!
I like to term it as membership as opposed to a subscription, that way it's an even better experience as you get to be part of this great club full of happy faced, smiling women, where no one is ever angry, and they are all so active, running, fishing, saving kids in Africa, skydiving, yoga, gymnastics, wall climbing...the list is endless! I never knew I'd have so many athletic female friends!!! A favourite part of the Match experience though has to be the 'Which one is she in THAT picture?' game. You know the one! It's where you post a picture of yourself with about 3 or 4 friends, disguise yourselves in hats and sunglasses and POW, now we're playing! It's like Where's Waldo but a sexy version.

Ok, 2000 more characters of vanity to go...all about me! I'm assuming this doesn't need to be factual, in which case, I'm handsome but apparently I photograph chubby, or a little pudgy, especially in the scanned photos from the 80s. I'm still fortunate to be considered somewhat attractive in an 'unconventional way' to women and alarmingly some men of ALL ethnicities and cultural backgrounds...whatever that meant but I opt to believe it's quite the achievement for a shortening (5'11", 6'3" in 4 inch heels...see maths skills too, muy inteligente, pale, fattening, balding, ageing lad/man/chico/amigo (I'm trying hard to appeal to the Latin community). I exude sincerity and raw masculinity, real raw, like uncooked meat and I have an overpowering, untamed, sexual magnetism which I hope will be very popular with the ladies of the virtual dating world. I'm looking for 'The One' and I expect to find them ALL here since I made the financial investment.

I've no sense of humour, which is one of the reasons why my face is totally wrinkle free. Who needs skincare when you have a face like a stone? Just never smile! I take everything really seriously and really personally too, especially filling out personality profiles, so don't reject me...especially don't reject me if I wink at you because culturally that's a massive insult to my clan and it also implies you thought I was ugly but then again, maybe I am. As my mother likes to remind me 'you can't be too picky my boy, you're no oil-painting'.

Anyway, enough about me...let's focus on you. It is after all, all about you!
My ideal match and life partner forever more...well for a few months anyway before we get sick to death of the sight of each other and feel like it was the worst $60 ever spent, you could have got your nails done instead...twice in an Asian place, but nooooo, went looking for love instead didn't ya?!? Anyway, you should be wild, crazy and a total animal. You should be somewhat female looking and the complete opposite of me. Which doesn't mean you should be an obscurely tall, skinny, hairy, angry woman. Just be funny and not too serious cuz I'm a really laid back dude who likes long walks on the beach and taking pictures of random sunsets. As an extra bonus, I'm a sound sleeper and a great cuddlier...seriously, ask any of my teddy bears. Oh and if you ever see me in a bar downtown come say hi, but be careful, I bite....sometimes, well, only if you ask nicely. The End.

Interests:
Camping, Cooking, Dining out, Gardening/Landscaping, Movies/Videos, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing cards, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics, Auto racing / Motorcross, Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Cycling, Football, Golf, Dancing, Inline skating, Martial arts, Running, Skiing, Soccer, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Yoga, Other types of exercise, Hockey, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

Had dogs when I was small,not that I'm big now,just bigger than when I was small.Had chickens and a nasty cockerel too,who loved to chase us..oh and rabbits!Had 2 rabbits,for breeding purposes.They never bred, turned out they were gay,maybe lesbian.

Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
Aquarius
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Flexing, fishing, grunting while flexing and wearing baseball hats to the side or backward. And the odd time, if you're especially lucky I'll wear jeans without a belt with my pants hanging off

Favorite hot spots:

Favourite places...that's kind of a stupid question to be honest...Bed might be one! I'm a big fan of sleeping. Hammocks are good, oh and swimming pools, hot tubs. Places you hate would have been such a more interesting question!

Favorite things:

Dancing and shopping. Why did they bundle shopping and antiques in the interests section?Who really shops for antiques and the Gardening/landscaping one is that a horticultural or a personal grooming question? Oh and I love paying for dinner dates!

Last read:

I wasted my time proofreading my profile.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Hazel
No preference
Hair:
Platinum
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Someday
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

Smokin Hot

Faith:
Other
No preference

Eightyist but born in the seventies.

Languages:
English, Spanish, Other
No preference
Education:
Bachelors degree
Some college

I'm incredibly intelligent. So much so that you'll look at me as being excellent for breeding purposes. To prove it, I can spell multiple words in multiple languages and I can have a reasonable shot off pronouncing them too so I'm multilingual.

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