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37 year old man
Boston, Massachusetts, United States

Seeking:
women 25-38
Within:
15 Miles of Boston, Massachusetts, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
Faith:
I'll tell you later
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

If I had any friends they would describe me as incredible, one in a billion, a superhero of sorts of the calibre of wonder woman or word girl but without the body hugging attire, the amazing jumping capabilities and vocabulary. A really cool dude who makes sound-effects when getting dressed, especially the 'swoosh' noises when putting on hats.

Membership to Match is a serious thing. I like to term it as membership as opposed to a subscription, that way it's an even better experience as you get to be part of this great club full of happy faced, smiling women, where no one is ever angry, and all the women are so active, running about, saving kids in Africa, skydiving, gymnastics, wall climbing...the list is endless! I really never knew I'd have so many athletic female friends. One of my favourite parts of the Match experience so far though has to be the 'Which one is she in THAT picture?' game. You know the one! It's where you post a picture of yourself with about 3 or 4 friends, disguise yourselves in hats and sunglasses and POW, now we're playing! It's like Where's Waldo but a sexy version.

Ok, 2000 more characters of vanity to go...all about me! I'm assuming this doesn't really need to be factual, in which case, I'm handsome but apparently I photograph chubby, or a little pudgy, especially in the scanned photos from the 80s. I'm still fortunate to be considered somewhat attractive in an 'unconventional way' to women and alarmingly some men of ALL ethnicities and cultural backgrounds...whatever that meant I'm not sure but I opt to believe it's an achievement of sorts for a shortening (5'11", 6'3" in 4 inch heels...see maths skills too, muy inteligente, pale, fattening, balding, ageing lad/man/chico/amigo (I'm trying hard to appeal to the Latin community). I exude sincerity and raw masculinity, real raw, like uncooked meat and I have an overpowering, untamed, sexual magnetism which I hope will be very popular with the ladies of the virtual dating world. I'm looking for 'The One' and I expect to find them all here since I made the financial investment.

I've no sense of humour, which is one of the reasons why my face is totally wrinkle free. Who needs skincare when you have a face like a stone? Just never smile! I take everything really seriously and really personally, especially filling out personality profiles, so don't reject me...especially don't reject me if I wink at you because culturally that's a massive insult to my clan and it also implies you thought I was ugly but then again, maybe I am. As my mother likes to remind me 'you can't be too picky my boy, you're no oil-painting'.

Anyway, enough about me...let's focus on you. It is after all, all about you!
My ideal match and life partner forever more...well for a few months anyway before we get sick to death of the sight of each other and feel like it was the worst $60 ever spent. You could have got your nails done instead...twice in an Asian place, but nooo, went looking for love instead didn't ya?!? Anyway, you should be wild, crazy and a total animal. You should be somewhat female looking and the complete opposite of me. Which doesn't mean you should be an obscurely tall, skinny, hairy, angry woman. Just be funny and not too serious cuz I'm a really laid back dude who likes long walks on the beach and taking pictures of random sunsets. As an extra bonus, I'm a sound sleeper and a great cuddlier...seriously, ask any of my teddy bears. Oh and if you ever see me in a bar downtown come say hi, but be careful, I bite....sometimes, well, only if you ask nicely...

Interests:
Camping, Cooking, Dining out, Gardening/Landscaping, Movies/Videos, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing cards, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics, Auto racing / Motorcross, Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Cycling, Football, Golf, Dancing, Inline skating, Martial arts, Running, Skiing, Soccer, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Yoga, Other types of exercise, Hockey, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

Had dogs when I was small,not that I'm big now,just bigger than when I was small.Had chickens and a nasty cockerel too,who loved to chase us..oh and rabbits!Had 2 rabbits,for breeding purposes.They never bred, turned out they were gay,maybe lesbian.

Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
Aquarius
College:
Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Cambridge, MA
For fun:

Flexing, fishing, grunting while flexing and wearing baseball hats to the side or backward. And the odd time, if you're especially lucky I'll wear jeans without a belt with my pants hanging off

Favorite hot spots:

Favourite places...that's kind of a stupid question to be honest...Bed might be one! I'm a big fan of sleeping. Hammocks are good, oh and swimming pools, hot tubs. Places you hate would have been such a more interesting question!

Favorite things:

Dancing and shopping. Why did they bundle shopping and antiques in the interests section? Who really shops for antiques and the Gardening/landscaping one is that a horticultural or a personal grooming question?

Last read:

I wasted my time proofreading my profile.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 6'4" (193cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Hazel
No preference
Hair:
I'll tell you later
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Someday
Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Languages:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Education:
I'll tell you later
No preference

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