The biggest thing to happen to the single scene since puberty. Thinner, lighter than the average man. So much more than your last man, and so much less too. 310-gram heart. It's not just big. It's just right. Ultrafast wit. Listens, understands, and streams humor at blazing-fast speeds. 10,000th generation human brain. Answers random trivia questions up to twice as fast. Loves cameras. The pictures you love now correctly exposed. To learn more, read on brave heroine! :)
What I'm doing with my life: working, hanging out with friends and family, traveling, contemplating a side-career in stand-up comedy, and looking for love in all the wrong places! :) I'd really like to get back into outdoor sports such as Mountain Biking, Backpacking, Skiing, and Snowboarding!
I'm really good at cracking jokes, wearing ties, buying drinks, listening, talking, cameras, computers, and herding cats.
The first things people usually notice about me: full head of hair, slender-fit build, snappy dresser, good manners, knows a little about a lot of things, and a very keen wit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
Ooh, I'm going to Cancun in less than a month. I am sure looking forward to the beach and nightlife. What's your favorite vacation destination?
I should probably sleep more, exercise more, and give more to charity.
Why do bros wear t-shirts to clubs? And why are the t-shirts bedazzlered? If they can afford $10 drinks, they can afford a shirt with a couple of buttons and a bloody collar. Even the PBR drinking hipsters in dive bars have (plaid) collars on their shirts. I rest my case on your face.
Why do people post photos of themselves with their mouth agape - inserting copious quantities of food? (Not attractive, fatty!) Why do people choose to complain as opposed to make changes? (Would you like some cheese with that whine?) Why do people choose to be alone when they're so apparently lonely? (Self-fulfilling loneliness prophecy?)
Sports-bras are magic - they seem to defy physics. What alternate dimension (pun intended) do the boobs disappear to, only to magically reappear later, just as wonderful and bouncy as ever? Science is great!
