OK, I’ll try to keep it quick and easy... uh, hiking... trying new things... not a convicted serial killer. (Allegedly.)
There I think that should just about cover it.
But here’s the longer version just because I’m trying out a brand new keyboard, and not at all because I like to ramble on and on:
I’ve had a lot of positive changes lately, including getting healthier and happier, so now I’m hoping to find someone amazing to share all the fun things with. There could be fun things happening right now, and we’re missing it! Alls I’m hoping to find is someone who could make just having a regular conversation on a boring couch in a plain room, suddenly become the most exciting place in the universe.
I’m pretty easy going, but panthers make me nervous. Outside of panthers, I can be very passionate about:
Art and creating art, which is kind of my main hobby/work.
Love all kinds of movies - I hope you’re somewhat geeky about films.
I'm a bit of a politics/news junky; Skeptic first, but don’t worry, I don’t preach my issues.
I pay attention to comic books but don't really buy them any more, (allegedly.)
Rock out to alternative, hard rock, new wave, metal, classic rock, etc.
I love to read science or political or news articles that I don’t quite fully understand, but still talk them up like I do.
I’m into exercise, weight lifting, biking and running now... you don’t have to be as much, but a little would be nice. Keeping up with me would be VERY nice. Blowing me out of the water would pretty much make me your slave for the rest of the week!
I’m also not afraid to break out of my comfort zone and try things you might be into. Hopefully it involves sharks, or lasers, or some combination of the two.
I'm a hard working artist, and a constant student of video game development and 3D modeling - which is my current job. I'm fairly busy, on the down side, I don't get to watch as much TV any more... on the upside, I don't have to watch as much TV anymore! I never seem to find enough reading time, so I’m hoping to find the right person to take on fun and light weekend trips, to get caught up, clear our heads, and get our books on!
I seriously doubt anyone anywhere has ever so brazenly typed the phrase, “get our books on!”
I’m not intimidated by smart and outgoing and funny women, but it seems like most guys are. Women are wonderful, magical creatures from the land before rules, and they should have a strong personality. I can handle complexity, independence, differences, assertiveness. Because I’m pretty sure that you’re going to be amazing in many ways, so it’s not going to bother me in the least that you're also a well rounded person with a brain and an opinion and a life!
So... Let’s just meet for some coffee and laugh at how silly these write ups are. As a bonus... here’s a bunch of phrases I decided NOT to include in the main write up... these should scare you away... thank goodness I didn’t use them:
- “I’m actually just trying to locate my transgender twin sister.”
- “And the second bedroom is for all my beer...”
- “Mother says as long as you don’t wear any dark red...”
- “So if the Enterprise D was going up against the Death Star...”
- “Is it OK if your future sister wives tag along with us?”
- “But I’m really looking for any fellow Honey Boo Boo fanclub members...”
- “Boobs are pretty awesome, wanna see my scrapebook?”
- “And a year later, my next office also caught on fire...mysteriously.”