Howdy! I could start this off with all the cheesey dating site lines but I'll be me. I've never done the online dating thing before so this is my first try. I'm really goofy and I love to laugh so a sense of humor is paramount. I'm very sarcastic and I often use jokes to diffuse tense situations. There will probabaly be numerous times where you pee your pants from laughing and at some point if we hang out enough I may embarrass you. If you asked my friends to describe me they'd probably say I'm dorky but hilarious and also I can't dance half as good as I think I can. In my eyes my dance moves are a cross between Michael Jackson, Usher, and Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Believe it or not I'm a hairstylist, yes I know what you're thinking. "You do hair and you don't have any?' I know its crazy but it's true and I'm very good... And yes I'm straight, VERY straight. If I was any straighter I'd work for Vandelay Industries (I'll see who gets that). So if you're funny or even think you are shoot me an email. No winks, I don't bite and I try to respond to each email because I think it's courteous and I know what it feels like to not get a response and it sucks. If you can quote funny lines from Seinfeld you just may get a free haircut on our first date. Seriously... I love that show. Lastly, if I send you an email and I sound dorky it's because I'm a much better talker than messenger. So please believe if I reach out it's genuine, and I'm not looking for a hook up. So if you want to laugh a lot and are looking to meet a new friend give me a shout. Oh yeah! I've seen the movie Catfish so don't even try it!!