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If you are still reading this then you recognize a little infomercial-humor. Sometimes you have to take a little risk to get rewards. That risk goes for life, as well as setting up profiles. Truth is, setting up an online profile can be a strange experience. How does one summarize and express their own essence in such a format? How about some bullet points to get the conversation rolling:
• I love to cook and make most of my meals at home.
• I'm addicted to Salsa; the food and the dance!
• I enjoy working out and attend Yoga, Crossfit, TRX, cycling, dance and martial arts classes
• I love documentaries, Family Guy, Louis CK, and almost anything with Will Ferrell.
• I believe hot chocolate is best brewed for two.
• I once camped for two months in my own backyard.
I hope this Match account can supplement the bar scene pickup scenario. I know four, yes (4) people that are now married from online dating. They all seem to speak of a formula or sequence of events online that leads to meaningful connections. It starts with a mutual interest of back and forth email. Those emails lead to quality phone conversations that turn into attraction and a desire to meet. Sounds simple enough, right?
I am looking for someone who has similar (not identical) interests as me, that actually wants a relationship and believes an important part of the search is finding someone they can count on.
Don't be a cyber-stalker and just look at my profile. We are both on the paid part of this site for a reason. If you find any of the above interesting, intriguing, annoying or just plain stupid; send me an email and tell me why.
