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30 year old man
Chicago, Illinois, United States

Seeking:
women 22-31
Within:
5 Miles of Chicago, Illinois, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
Faith:
I'll tell you later
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

First, before you message me please read what I'm looking for in a woman. Intelligence is a must. I like an outgoing personality more than the reserved type. I like someone who will try new things (get your mind out of the gutter), who will hop a flight to the Caribbean with little notice and will stay up late and not act like they're 50 years old on the weekends. Last but not least, enthusiasm is a must. If you are someone that jumps out of bed with a smile on your face and can find humor in just about any situation we just might get along. I tend do go for a woman with a killer sense of humor, in great shape and dark hair. If you get upset easily and take life seriously please stop reading immediately and go find some miserable guy to complain to.

I enjoy walks on the beach and the occasional kick in the nuts. Some of my interests include playing Jenga with epileptics, muttering 80's action movie insults under my breath, no-ing how to use the correct form of thare, thair and theire, and of course wearing shoes that lesbians like. Maybe we can do some of these together. We could also go play tennis, put on a concert (don't worry I am pretty good at guitar) or play drunken hide and seek in a museum. The options are limitless.

I've lived in Chicago for almost 3 years and have a great group of friends in the city. I am an airline captain for a living and am always going on adventures. I'm like a poorer, more retarded and less smooth version of James Bond's unknown brother. I've lived in some great cities, including Huntington Beach and Minneapolis. I have my crap together and would prefer to meet someone who isn't jumping all over the place career-wise. I prefer you're just physically jumping around because of some mental disorder.

For a first date, I prefer something simple like grabbing a drink and relaxing. If we click and you can make me laugh, there will be many more opportunities to meet up. If we hate each other and you start throwing things at me I will only have to dodge your attack for a little while.

If you think you fit what I'm looking for send me a quick message. I prefer to date someone who lives near Bucktown/Wickerpark since I live in the area.

Interests:
Dining out, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Football, Skiing, Soccer, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Weights / Machines, Hockey, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

I don't like cats. Not only am I allergic, but I'll think you'll turn into a creepy old cat lady/hoarder in the future.

Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Don't display my sign
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

I really like playing guitar and especially having jam sessions with friends. I like to play alternative and classic rock music. I also like anything active like tennis, swimming, racquetball and KICKBALL! TV: Breaking Bad, Homeland, Portlandia.

Favorite hot spots:

The most interesting place I've ever been is Beijing, China.

I like roof top bars, live music and good food.

Some of my favorite cities to visit: New Orleans, San Francisco, Las Vegas, NYC, Asheville, Burlington, Quebec City...

Favorite things:

Foreign Countries, Sushi, Adrenaline, The Pacific Ocean, Raw Honey, Intoxicating Music, Uncomfortable Situations, R-Rated Humor, Positive Theta, Loose Leaf Green Tea, Evolutionary Psychology, Dark Documentaries, Great Conversation, Long Weekends

Last read:

Currently reading The Lost Gospels According to Al Jourgensen. It's about the band Ministry and is wild.

I also enjoy reading The Onion, Mental Floss, and Psychology Today and am usually reading a nerdy book about trading stock options.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
4'10" (147cms) to 6'0" (182cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Hazel
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
Black, Light brown, Dark brown
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Travel / Hospitality / Transportation
No preference

Airline Captain based at O'Hare

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Someday
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

Norwegian and English which means I eat lutefisk and am obsessed with royalty.

Faith:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

Bachelor of Science, Aviation
Minor of uselessness in Geography

I'm smart.

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