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39 year old man
Arlington, Massachusetts, United States

Seeking:
women 28-38
Within:
50 Miles of Arlington, Massachusetts, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
Faith:
Christian / Catholic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Moderately

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I am not going lie…I am only on here because I am trying to break the Guinness Book of World Records for longest tenure on match. So far, so good…so please don’t ruin this for me by attempting to flirt with my inhibitions.

To make this a legit profile, I will describe myself in some more detail, so that you don’t get the wrong impression of me and actually think that I am funny in real life (or even worse… interesting).
In real life, I am kind of a boring stiff. To put this in perspective for you: I am no longer involved with any forms of social media, no Reddit, not even that worthless LinkedIn business.

I am not an introvert and I am certainly not living in a cabin (although a cabin does sound comforting at times). I just am tired of communication being reduced to a cellphone and a website page. It is actually quite amazing that I am on this site. I guess I am a bit of a hypocrite after all. At this rate, I might start talking to a volley ball named “Wilson” in the near future (BTW- I slept through that other Tom Hanks movie, “Insomnia in Seattle”).

Although somewhat tempted, I am not going to tell you what I accomplished in my life just yet (don’t worry, it isn’t much). It really shouldn’t matter if I aced my grade school spelling bee, or if I had front row tickets to Super XXIII. I am not going to tell you what my favorite color is, or when I drank my first beer (that was actually quite impressive though). I am only going to explain some of my day-to-day habits, so that you can easily see that I am nothing special.

Here it goes: I work the office life. It pays my bills. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy my profession. After all, I should at least be allowed to wake up each morning and work at something I kind of enjoy. My job involves designing maps and interacting with a small ramshackle collection of older people that mostly enjoy talking about their gardening and grandchildren. On special occasions, I get to listen to their problems…sickness, family issues, or weather related concerns.

Not that I have anything interesting to offer them (I even struggle at times to provide a smile)…
My weekly excitement usually consists of visiting my favorite Mexican restaurant for a burrito, checking out the new lineup of micro-beers at my local package shop, finding new music that I enjoy listening to, or attempting to complete all of my laundry before the baseball/hockey game comes on. Once in a blue moon I actually crawl out of my comfort zone and find somewhere interesting to go…Europe.

Well, that sums me up in a tortoise shell. If you enjoyed reading this profile, then I am happy to have accomplished bringing a little ray of sunshine into your life. If you didn’t enjoy reading this profile, then I am happy to have accomplished bringing a little bit of frustration into your life. Either way, I am happy.

Seriously.

Interests:
Alumni connections, Book club, Camping, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Playing sports, Political interests, Religion/Spiritual, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Billiards / Pool, Cycling, Football, Golf, Running, Soccer, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise, Hockey
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
I have Other
Pet Essay:

I have a few pet peeves.

Political views:
Conservative
Sign:
Virgo
College:
The Ohio State University, Columbus, OH
For fun:

Cook Cochinita Pibil (banana leaves and all). I am not Latino, so this is a big deal for me. My Dutch Oven is my friend.

Favorite hot spots:

Europe...anyplace west of the Ukraine and north of Italy. Update: Anyplace west of Poland. The region appears to be very unstable at the moment.

Favorite things:

First, the obvious: Beer. Burritos. Spectator sports.

Now for the rest: hmmm...really struggling here. Really struggling. I enjoy bee-bopping. And I like to watch the Goldbergs. My favorite hockey team is embarrassing, but not this year baby!

Last read:

I just proof-read this profile

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
4'9" (144cms) to 6'0" (182cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Dark brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Cigar aficionado, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Moderately
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering
Administrative / Secretarial, Artistic / Creative / Performance, Executive / Management, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Labor / Construction, Legal, Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness, Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military, Retail / Food services, Sales / Marketing, Self-Employed / Entrepreneur, Education / Teacher / Professor, Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering, Travel / Hospitality / Transportation, Other profession, Nonprofit / Volunteer / Activist, Law enforcement / Security / Military, Fashion / Model / Beauty, Architecture / Interior design

I am a GIS Coordinator and Cartographer.

Income:
$50,001 to $75,000
Less Than $25,000, $25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
Definitely
Definitely, Someday
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
White / Caucasian

I am a member of the human race

Faith:
Christian / Catholic
Christian / Catholic, Christian / LDS, Christian / Protestant, Spiritual but not religious, Christian / Other
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

The Ohio State University.

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