Is this where I write the lies about myself? ;) what else is there to know besides the fact that bias-ly I think I'm pretty awesome? For starters I am a real person, I am simple, easy going and down to earth. I'm one part angel , one part diva , and a shot of hellion. I'm a mix of southern charm and big city glamour....I'm confusing
I'm not picky or stuck up but I have comprised a list that = no response from me. Avoiding these things increases your chances of becoming my best friend for evah!
I would prefer if you didn't say "hey cutie" (or any other variation )
Please don't send me a pic of you weiner..thanks but no thanks. Please don't be married or a couple (i'm honored but its a hard pass). You don't have dark sunglasses on in every pic (unless you are the craigslist killer). If you chuckled, laughed,or smiled hard at any of the above statement (because you have a sense of humor) feel free to message me.....we can be friends! (But if you giggled....you're out of the club)
Partner in crime apply inside............................................
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