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38 year old man
Phoenix, Arizona, United States

Seeking:
women 24-34
Within:
50 Miles of Phoenix, Arizona, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent, White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
Faith:
Jewish
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

For those of you not interested in reading the long, funny version of my profile, feel free to read the abbreviated version below.

Others with a little more interest, and time on your hands also interested in a good laugh, can skip the next two paragraphs and move on to the uncut version... ;)

I love to laugh at myself, BUT I will laugh AT you too... Soooo, I hope you can laugh at yourself, because if you don't, I'll probably come off like a jerk, Lol. I've also been told that prior to getting to know me, my sarcasm is often perceived as arrogance which couldn't be further from the truth. I'm a very laid back guy and can enjoy myself doing just about anything... (weird huh, Lol ;))

I've got a 12 year old daughter, and a 6 year old son both of whom mean the world to me, and I have them about 50% of the time. I enjoy being active and outdoors as well as a quiet night at home. I like playful, energetic women who are active, affectionate, and bad at untying knots ;). My work schedule isn't as flexible as it once was, but I generally don't work late and have the weekends off, so for the right woman...I have all the time in the world.

Warning- DO NOT PROCEED IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO LAUGHTER! What you are about to read may be offensive, but should be funny. Proceed with caution and tough skin... lol ;)

My mom would say that I'm tall, dark, and handsome, but most people don't find me that tall; or that dark actually. I love to laugh (at myself mostly), and I WILL embarrass you, I promise. My sense of humor is generally totally inappropriate and sarcastic. I can enjoy music and movies from any genre. I love to cook... probably cuz I love to eat!!! I'm not concerned with YOUR eating habits... unless they start to have a negative effect on YOUR appearance, lol. That said, I'm brutally honest, my principles come before just about anything, and I've got no filter (working on that...rolling my eyes). ;)

I don't think I'm especially photogenic, lol, and truth-be-told I'm actually only 5'10.5" but seem deceptively taller in person (good posture ;), lol). I've also been told that apparently, prior to getting to know me, my sarcasm and confidence are often inaccurately perceived and come off as arrogance :|. I will probably never let you touch the thermostat, and if you try to wrestle me, know that you will NEVER win... EVER! Lol. I pay extremely close attntion to detail (some of you will get that, and the rest of you probably missed it, lol), and have an extraordinarily good memory... provided you don't ask me to recall it. I live a relatively stress free life. I enjoy being active and outdoors as well as quiet nights at home. I like playful, energetic women who are active, affectionate, and bad at untying knots ;). I've never played twister, but I've always wanted to. It's important that your inside matches your outside... unless your ugly... then not so much (relax killer, it's a joke), lol. I have a tendency to overuse ellipses, commas, lol, lmao, and other emotion describing acronyms, abbreviations and symbols in texts and emails. I'm interested in SOME of YOUR history, solely because it will help me to understand how you became the person I will someday be in love with. Other than that, I'm not particularly worried about your history, nor what it is that you do (not to be confused with, or mistaken for disinterested). I AM interested however in WHO you ARE. And, If I'm interested in you, odds are that you've probably got an older brother... who is younger than I am, lol. However, I am NOT old enough nor am I interested in being your father, lol. And on that note...I've got a 12 year old daughter, and a 6 year old son both of whom mean the world to me (hopefully needless to say) and I have them about 50% of the time. That means that 50% of the time you'll have to share me... but just with them. I'm all yours after they go to bed ;), (at 7pm.. that's right, 7pm, BOOM! That's wussup!). And, YES I did just exhaust the character count

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Football, Martial arts, Running, Skiing, Soccer, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

I don't have any pets, but I do like animals so long as there is no genuine threat of being eaten...!

Political views:
I'll tell you later
Sign:
Aries
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

I stay active. I still play basketball and soccer in rec leagues. I workout daily and would love a workout partner... although it's definitely not a requirement ;). Love to grill at the pool with friends and family.

Favorite hot spots:

Anything, anytime, anywhere with great company!!!

Favorite things:

I have varied interests and am always open to experiencing new things... (just don't get any REALLY crazy ideas)

Last read:

I don't know what I read last, but apparently I SHOULD be reading dating for dummies!!! Lol, smh... Didn't realize how hard it is to find a nice girl, Lol...

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
5'2" (157cms) to 6'2" (187cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Black
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Sales / Marketing
No preference
Income:
$100,001 to $150,000
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Black / African descent, White / Caucasian
No preference

Mixed, cleraly....lol

Faith:
Jewish
No preference

Raised Jewish, but I wouldn't say that I'm currently practicing... sorry mom :(, Lol...

Languages:
English
English, Other
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

Anyone know what you can sell a used Bachelors degree for these days? I'm not really using it, lol...

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