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Active over 3 weeks ago

30 year old man
Eureka, California, United States

Seeking:
women 20-33
Within:
50 Miles of Oakland, California, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
Faith:
Atheist
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

About me... about... me... well I'm dangerously over-educated and strikingly good looking. This is my serious face. I am a little sarcastic, a joker, my sentences run on, and I just can't quit when I'm ahead... I am new to the bay area- from a little town in WayNorCal where I taught chemistry at the local university for years. I also run a business. Although I enjoy it I'm taking a break from teaching just because. I have enough college degrees to impress your parents if you must. I'm a useless information receptacle, a curious experimenter, hmm... and a serious gangsta thug. I'm a legend in my own mind. An alpha male on beta blockers. So anyway all you have to do is just write me and beg for my company and you will get at the very least a free soy latte out of the deal.. or a caramel macciato or whatever you chicks drink, oh and the company of the coolest guy I know (me!).

I'm looking for a girl who will oil me down and rub my biceps while I admire myself in the mirror. I like a unique girl-- pretty much that's it. I've tried to figure out who exactly I'm looking for but all I can tell for sure is that my most common complaint is "boring." I don't need a nutty chick who is jumping off the walls but I need ambition and some degree of intellect. I do reinvent myself constantly so I don't expect to be able to articulate where you aught to be "in life" right now. My goal is to just learn about what I like in a lady and maybe you'll just grow on me. Thinking too far ahead isn't good policy.

I do expect that if you've suffered through the first part of my monologue that you can in fact read. I like you already. Please message me. I'm simply not attracted to like 99% of all the pretty girls out there as they can't put a complete thought together. It's not attractive and it's discouraging. I don't send messages on here really. I'm not losing hope though and I'm going start doing my part and start taking this seriously soon. I'm obviously joking about myself here because this internet dating thing is nonsense, but hey we're both here so let's have fun with it okay? If you took the time to read this whole thing than you are already deeply, madly in love with me. You can't fight it.. so message me.

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Gardening/Landscaping, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Political interests, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing
Sports & exercise:
Cycling, Martial arts, Running, Skiing, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Yoga, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

dogs... definitely like 'em. I miss mine :(

Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
Don't display my sign
College:
University of California, Davis, Davis, CA
For fun:

I know how to have fun. I know people list off a bunch of outdoorsie things but I honestly spend a bit too much time outdoors. I think that having a woman in my life might bring me inside a bit more. Maybe buy more candles and pillows or something.

Favorite hot spots:

I love the Everglades, tropical islands of the south pacific, Mt. Bachelor, too many to list.

Favorite things:

I am a passionate person. I can find common interests with many people, and I am thoroughly intrigued by subjects about which I know little. I have done a lot of things because when I find an opportunity I usually jump in head first.

Last read:

I can't read... blind as a bat...

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 5'11" (180cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Education / Teacher / Professor
No preference

I teach college chemistry, yay!

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Not sure
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Atheist
No preference

Atheism is a non-prophet organization...

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Graduate degree
No preference

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school.
-Albert Einstein

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