About me... about... me... well I'm dangerously over-educated and strikingly good looking. This is my serious face. I am a little sarcastic, a joker, my sentences run on, and I just can't quit when I'm ahead... I am new to the bay area- from a little town in WayNorCal where I taught chemistry at the local university for years. I also run a business. Although I enjoy it I'm taking a break from teaching just because. I have enough college degrees to impress your parents if you must. I'm a useless information receptacle, a curious experimenter, hmm... and a serious gangsta thug. I'm a legend in my own mind. An alpha male on beta blockers. So anyway all you have to do is just write me and beg for my company and you will get at the very least a free soy latte out of the deal.. or a caramel macciato or whatever you chicks drink, oh and the company of the coolest guy I know (me!).
I'm looking for a girl who will oil me down and rub my biceps while I admire myself in the mirror. I like a unique girl-- pretty much that's it. I've tried to figure out who exactly I'm looking for but all I can tell for sure is that my most common complaint is "boring." I don't need a nutty chick who is jumping off the walls but I need ambition and some degree of intellect. I do reinvent myself constantly so I don't expect to be able to articulate where you aught to be "in life" right now. My goal is to just learn about what I like in a lady and maybe you'll just grow on me. Thinking too far ahead isn't good policy.
I do expect that if you've suffered through the first part of my monologue that you can in fact read. I like you already. Please message me. I'm simply not attracted to like 99% of all the pretty girls out there as they can't put a complete thought together. It's not attractive and it's discouraging. I don't send messages on here really. I'm not losing hope though and I'm going start doing my part and start taking this seriously soon. I'm obviously joking about myself here because this internet dating thing is nonsense, but hey we're both here so let's have fun with it okay? If you took the time to read this whole thing than you are already deeply, madly in love with me. You can't fight it.. so message me.