Uhg!! I hate trying to write about myself!
I'm witty, friendly, kind, positive, sarcastic, hysterical, stubborn, petite and love to laugh. I also have 2 amazing, intelligent, respectful little girls (oldest-11 and youngest-2 1/2). They also have a wonderful father/ babysitter;). They are my world! So, if you don't like kiddos I am not the gal for you.... I am looking for someone to share my dreams with and understands that I am me and that's not gonna change. I'm looking for someone who is confident in who they are and passionate about their endeavors. If you are confident, attractive, and love laughing, let me hear from you....
^^ Did any of you see that? NOT a subscriber means I can't read emails! So, if you have sent me 1, 2 or 3.. I will have no clue until I decide to go through with this!
Good news! I finally paid the dues!! That's how I know some of you are CREEPY and perverted!!! For the rest of you that don't pay attenion to detail (wink wink), give me a few days to weed through my good, great and creepy emails. If I like you, you will get a reply. FYI, ;)
Sorry, hope I didn't sound rude? Just new to this whole thing and some of it is HYSTERICAL!!! For the most part, most seem nice:)
If you're the guy in the Affliction shirt, don't bother!
There will never be enough alcohol to make me look past that:/
It would be like me wearing Hello Kitty gear;) Just saying.
Things I don't like:
If your profile pic looks like a mug shot
shirt off bathroom pics:/ really!?!
Mirror pics... turn the camera around, you can delete the ones you don't like
Do NOT message me and ask "wanna come over this weekend and watch movies"
Living with your parents or renting their basement
pics with you making out with your dog... DO NOT take "Mans best friend" to another level
wearing clothes my Dad wouldn't be caught dead in
Being so dense that you BS and can't realize you cannot BS a BS'er... Im pretty quick on that;)
If you have no profile pic and you say you are looking for an attractive woman:/... Umm, I'm not all about looks but you could be a Camel for all I know:/ So, NO I will not respond back!
People that are against tattoos... I have some. Not a ton and I keep them covered. So, if you don't like them STOP reading.
...... This will be continued at a later date:)