I'm horribly handsome and perfect at most daily activities like eating and walking. Most my friends rate my overall personality between a 3 and 4 but I'm sure they are trying to flatter me. Sometimes I find myself walking around the streets of Chicago with nothing but my skivvies and a hankering for some one to love. I have been to all kinds of interesting places. I thought about climbing a mountain then I realized it was not possible to do with out getting off the couch. often when Matti and I are having conversation he drones on and on about his ball. He tells me to throw it again and I wonder if i should be supporting his obsessive compulsive disorder. I understand if a woman runs away at first sight of me I know how that game is played and lets just say i've gotten a lot faster since preschool.
Looking for someone with little or no direction in life and wants to stay out all night drinking at parties. Big plus if you regularly make terrible decisions and blame it on other people. Also this dream woman of mine should act like they know everything all the time. Sometimes women fart are attractive as long as they can light it on fire...ahh the smell of decomposed food being torched. A woman should know how to stand on her own two feet but if there is only one I'm kinda into that too. Aunt Rita must approve of any person I bring home and if you offer to clean her toilet she might have a special place in her heart for you. If you have a job i might ask you to quit so i can feel more like a man. If you rate yourself a 2 or a 3 you might think im a little more awesome then the normal bloke you might have been with in the past but i can assure you im not. Last but not least, an addiction to black tar heroin is a must! Meth is acceptable but heroin is preferred.