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34 year old man
West Hollywood, California, United States

Seeking:
women 20-40
Within:
50 Miles of Los Angeles, California, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

"Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat... college." -- Annie Hall

Colorful...Complex...Elliptical and fond of ellipses...I've recently relocated from New York for family, better lifestyle/work-life balance and to realize my professional dream of becoming an entertainment attorney (rare out here--I totally feel like a fish out of water!;). I’ve read Joyce's Ulysses (twice!) and Entertainment Weekly (weekly!). I think Arrested Development, The Big Lebowski and Breaking Bad are cultural treasures. I think kissing is part art form/part conversation, and boy, do I love to talk! I view every experience (other than federal prison) as an opportunity to grow. I occasionally speak in joke and have a dry sense of humor. I love comedy clubs, basketball and running by the pier in Santa Monica. Robert F. Kennedy is my hero, but Stephen Colbert comes in second. I'm passionate about great movies, politics/social justice (used to work in DC for Democrats), literature, art, theater and indy rock. I'm very openminded and nonjudgmental (really)--I get along with most people except garden-variety sociopaths and Mel Gibson...

I grew up in a charming LA suburb, but have spent most of my life all over the world---the Philippines, Iran, Iraq, even (gasp) Houston, Texas--and many many years back east for school. I appreciate witty banter and flirting. I really like smart, colorful (quirky=good; making me get a restraining order=bad) people who have interesting things to say, can teach me things, and generally want to make a dent in the universe/leave the world a better place. Also, please don't take yourself too seriously. I did that for years, and it just causes wrinkles. Finally, yes, I know this profile is long... but they're just words. They won't hurt you -- promise...

ABOUT YOU:

Looking for a woman who'll spend at least three days a week doing tae-bo in high heels and chaps. Must enjoy mind games and macaroni and cheese. Must be able to hold your breath for extended periods of time and love watching fishing videos. Extreme flexibility and ability to juggle naked a huge plus. No ex-carneys or people related to Sarah Palin. Kate Beckinsale lookalikes with neuroscience Ph.d.'s acceptable...If you're not laughing by now, you probably won't be when you meet me...

Here's a more straightforward description:

You're smart, independent and artistic/creative or at least have strong artistic, cultural or intellectual interests. You have a great smile and a mischievous smirk. You rate highly on the "hang-out-ability" scale. You're hilarious--or at least see hilarity in everyday life. You appreciate high-brow and low-brow and all brows in between. You're feminine and appreciate take-charge manliness (combined with respect for women) and a man who knows what he wants. You're passionate, sensual and affectionate.

IDEAL FIRST DATE:
If we totally click, how about I roll you up in a carpet and ship you to Greece? We could drive scooters through the countryside, drinking wine and eating cheese, dress up in costumes, paint the sea and photograph the whole thing! I will make you my Mediterranean princess, haha!

YOU SHOULD E-MAIL ME IF:
You want to. You're enamored by the idea that our bodies are chemical cocktails comprised of the same atoms that cause stars to explode, so it isn't a wonder to you that our passion for life and everyone around us could be any less volatile, and all the more beautiful.

DISCLAIMER: I look like my photos and actually am 5'10". Conversely, if your photos are 10 years old or your profile contains major misrepresentations, physical, professional or otherwise, we're not a match. I value honesty, work crazy hours and my free time (like yours) is pretty valuable.

Interests:
Alumni connections, Book club, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Playing sports, Political interests, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Basketball, Running, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Very Liberal
Sign:
Leo
College:
Yale University, New Haven, CT
For fun:

a good Pinot Noir, genre-bending music mashups, spicy tuna rolls, progressive politics, bookstores, people with warped senses of humor, indy film, theater, jukeboxes, standup comedy, post-workout endorphin rush

Favorite hot spots:

LA-ArcLight Hollywood, Malibu Fish Grill, Bar Marmont, Talesai (best Thai food ever) are faves Love LACMA, Getty, Geffen, Hwood Improv. There's an AMAZING crack house on Hollywood and Franklin NYC-the E. Village, MOMA, Guggenheim, Met

Favorite things:

DAFT PUNK, Black Keys, Sigur Ros, Rilo Kiley, Killers, Postal Service, Death Cab, Elliot Smith, Depeche Mode, Cure, Soderberg, Coens, Kubrick, Altman, PT Anderson, Mallick, W. Anderson, Seiinfeld, RACHEL MADDOW, HOMELAND, BREAKING BAD, GOTHRONES

Last read:

I read A LOT. All time favs: Cormac McCarthy, Philip Roth, Fitzgerald, Hemingway, Faulkner, Nietzsche, Dostoyevsky, Camus, Sophocles, Shakespeare. Recent--Sex at Dawn (non-fiction about evolutionary psychology); What do Women Want?; New Yorker; TNR

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Green
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Legal
No preference

media/entertainment attorney. I'm great at my job, and (other than the occasional long hrs and difficult client) really enjoy it. I'm looking for someone who is equally passionate or on the way to doing something they're passionate about...

Income:
$150,001+
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Someday
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian
No preference

British dad and Colombian mom. I'm a cracker with green eyes, but I tan well...

Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
No preference

Lapsed Catholic; also, currently exploring aspects of Buddhism; just don't be dogmatic. My basic philosophy is "do unto others...", don't hurt people and make choices that leave the world a better place than you found it...

Languages:
English, Spanish
No preference
Education:
Graduate degree
Some college, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

BA, Dartmouth; JD, Yale; wikipedia, school of life

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