Thought I'd try something new. I'm not sure about this at all, but figured why not? I don't know what I'm looking for other than someone who's funny, knows what he wants is not afraid of having fun. If you're someone who lies, cheats or steals; don't bother.
You know what's absolutely amazing to me?? You guy's all put the same things on your profiles: looking for a 'very specific type of' woman... What I wanna know is: isn't that exactly what you've been dating for the last decade? Have any of them worked out? Maybe you should try something new?? I know I plan on taking a break from the 'geniuses' I've dated. Not saying I'm going to pull from the 'hey, did you know the lake flows into the river' lane. Isn't that why we're trying this website dating thing?
And now my rant is over; who's still with me? No one? Awesome! When will I ever learn to NOT speak what's on my mind? Probably the same time I build that time machine and find the winning lotto ticket...
For any of you who have made it past my ramblings: hello, and thanks for playing 'name that crazy person'. My name is Jess and I love... Johnny Depp! Bet you thought I was gonna say long walks on the beach ;) The four 'qualifications' I have for my match are: you have to be able to find humor in life: no fuddy-duddys please, have SOMETHING you are passionate about and you must want children (what's the point of life if not sharing it with a family?) If you're overly religious; don't bother. As of now, I'm adding one more to this list; it's not a complete deal-breaker but it could help: please, oh please be able to spell!!! At least know the difference between 'they're' 'there' and 'their' and 'your' and 'you're'. It's amazing how many people can't or don't....
If I sound like someone worth talking to: hit me up :) If not; good luck and may you find your own crazy person :p
BTW: I don't check match daily. So... If I check you out more than once it's probably because you showed up on a few different match emails it's been a week or so since I checked. Also, if I 'favorite' you and don't try contacting ya; it was an accident, don't freak out over nothin (you know who you are). I check up on my iPhone: not the best for websites like this. As of the end of November, I will not be renewing my subscription with Match, so if you'd like to contact me, you'll need to do so before then.
