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35 year old woman
Denver, Colorado, United States

Seeking:
men 36-47
Within:
100 Miles of Denver, Colorado, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
Faith:
Agnostic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

A little about me, well actually a lot about me. Well, I'm an excellent tree climber and somersaulter. My closest friends love that I am a total jokester. I tend to be very sarcastic when not on the clock. I can quote too many movies and I can blow your mind with my random thoughts. Someone with a great sense of humor is a must; I like to laugh a lot. I'm funny, sensitive, and a caring person. I almost always wear comfortable shoes, unless I want to be over 6ft in heels, which is pretty cool sometimes. I can't help but smile, or laugh inappropriately if I spot a sweet mullet. I'm intelligent, sweet but sassy, laid back with a solid sense of self, quick to laugh, slow to anger, patient, kind, reasonably well-read, know some things, fairly well-traveled (love me some Vegas but it ain't travel and Cancun is marginal) and am ready to get up and go at a moment's notice (a moment translated in girl-time, anyway.) I'm confident without attitude, and have a past but not a history. I'm informed, with passionate opinions while being a good listener. I have an easy smile and a big heart. Being a CO resident I think I should address my opinion on mountains. I love them, but after 6 knee surgeries related to skiing/boarding incidents, I may not be taking up those sports again. I can still play hard, just would like to avoid orthopedic surgeons for a few years. Trying to get decent at golf; right now I must say I excel at driving a cart, drinking a beer, and quoting Caddyshack. I've worked with animals in the veterinary field my whole adult life and am now a RN. It'd be nice to find someone who can hear my sometimes gruesome, yet always awesome medical stories without passing out or blowing lunch. I realize this is a very random, long paragraph, but I'm pretty random myself.
I recently heard Larry David (co-creator of Seinfeld) say something that pretty much sums up my experience with online dates. "A date is an experience you share with another person that makes you appreciate being alone." Definitely funny, partly true, hoping it will change.
Also, I do love my friends, family, and time outdoors. I just thought since every profile says that, people would get tired of reading it. If those weren't priorities, I'd be working on that before trying to find a decent date. FYI- I'm not interested in meeting up with anyone who can't/ or won't have at least one phone conversation before meeting. This is a safety measure that intelligent girls should require. It's not only a masculine (old school) thing to do, but it shows manners and character. If that's too much to ask I wish you the best in finding your balls.
So, that's my spiel, thanks for reading and good luck.

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics, Baseball, Billiards / Pool, Cycling, Dancing, Skiing, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
I have Cats, Dogs
Pet Essay:

My pets mean the world to me. I have two dogs and a cat. Fletch is my German shorthair pointer, and Porter is a bassett hound mix.

Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
I don't believe in astrology
College:
Colorado State University, Fort Collins, CO
For fun:

Spend time with friends, family, and my hounds. Foosball, pool (I'm not bad), movies, concerts, AV's games, checking out new places, acrylic painting, people watching, and porch/patio sitting (preferably with an adult beverage and a nice view).

Favorite hot spots:

Any place the hipsters in skinny jeans and wool hats avoid is good to me.

Favorite things:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Jim Jefferies, watching Step Brothers with equally immature friends, Kenny F'n Powers, Mitch Hedberg, Jack Handey, Christopher Walken, Black Keys, SNL's Jeopardy, more cowbell, and smiling (smiling is my favorite).

Last read:

Hunter S. Thompson, Thomas Harris books.The Abide Guide. The Big Lebowski and Philosophy. Match emails which primarily consist of "hey you." Riveting!

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
5'8" (172cms) to 6'8" (203cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
No preference
Eyes:
Hazel
No preference
Hair:
Dark blonde
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness
No preference

Registered nurse

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Not sure
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

Ich bin der deutschen anstandige.

Faith:
Agnostic
No preference

"Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whiskey and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested." Hunter S.Thompson.

Languages:
English, German
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

Degree in Biology, applied animal science, and nursing. Still continuing my education.

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