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43 year old man
Sherman Oaks, California, United States

Seeking:
women 35-42
Within:
10 Miles of Sherman Oaks, California, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they live at home (1)
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
Ethnicity:
Other
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'6" (167cms)
Faith:
Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Hello cheeky pants, first of all it's fair to warn you i am a very serious person, i am often mistaken for certain top international male models, which could be a problem as i am always having to stop for pictures, plus am sporting a fantastic set of abs under my t-shirt, but i had to take the picture down due to the sheer volume of traffic wanting to take a look. I am a very boring person with no interests at all, i lay around the house all day eating grapes, bon bons and daydreaming in my underwear. I do not believe in sport or physical exercise of any type, i am one of those lucky people who can keep his figure no matter what i eat, plus i am convinced it leads to scurvy and rapid hair loss. I love pets, i couldn't eat a whole one though. In my spare time i love a quick game of monkey tennis, or cheese tasting, depending on my mood. Weekends are spent wandering around the grounds of my manor house doing a spot of Badger wrestling, although i think they have gotten wise to it.I am looking for a lady who is the complete package, you must own all your own limbs, plus a full set of teeth is a bonus, oh, and please have strong bladder control, i have very expensive furniture. Serious offers only please, i get an enormous amount of e-mails from ladies over 65 with poor eyesight wanting to marry me, don't be frightened to ask questions, god speed ladies! (3D pictures are now available of my profile pic)

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing
Sports & exercise:
Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I don't exercise regularly
Pets:
I'll tell you later
Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
Don't display my sign
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Dressing up like a girl and prancing around, styling my hair in many new and exotic ways, and pondering how many times people photograph themselves to sell a thumbnail illusion of their alter ego that only exists in their minds eye, monkey tennis.

Favorite hot spots:

The Sun, and the back of my oven.

Favorite things:

Halloween, Ouija Boards, Taxidermy, British Comedy, graveyards, reading profiles on Match.com and deciding who is being honest about themselves, the strange and unusual.

Last read:

I don't trust books, i make my own stories up in my head, and then try to come up with a surprise ending, and your profile.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'6" (167cms)
5'5" (165cms) to 5'11" (180cms)
Body type:
About average
About average
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
I'll tell you later
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they live at home (1)
No answer
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Other
No preference
Faith:
Other
Atheist, Other
Languages:
English
English
Education:
I'll tell you later
No preference

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