Are you tired of phoney-baloney women and their just-add-water personalities? Do you long for the authenticity, adventure, courage and loyalty of a babe who has true grit?
My name is Luella, and if you're into exploration of the unknown, ridiculous food, laughing your ass off, fabulous socks and underwear, brains, and the absolute best friend anyone could have, we should talk.
About me: Third of five children in a big, close-knit Russian-Jewish family. Born in Goleta, California. I’m a serial entrepreneur currently working in publishing. Also a fine cook. Loving. I’ve been to just about every single grocery store in Mexico. I’m bookey; I am in LOVE with the written word and gobble books like candy. I love boring newscasters; they know perfectly well they are boring, but it takes a brave soul to get out there on camera five nights a week and know they are boring everyone, those people have cajones. I am a certified aerobics instructor specializing in aquatics. I drink unnatural, copious amounts of coffee daily. I hate being cold but I love Colorado. My house is immaculate and my car is a mess. I value my family over everything else. The words "I'm not in the mood" do not exist in my vocabulary. I enjoy middle distance running, plays, swimming, altered states, taking care of people, horror movies, hiking, painting, writing, buildings with history, camping, word games, art and science (just to name a few).
About you: Brainy, funny, motivated, proactive, loyal, responsible and kind. Must be good to old people, children and animals (especially dogs). The top three things I value in a person are intelligence, ethics and humor in that order. To be honest though, it takes intelligence to be truly humorous and being ethical is the smart way to be. Good-looking is nice too. I kinda have a thing for scientific, egg-heady types who are also dreamy and listen to rock music.
My objective here is simple; I want to fall in love with my best friend and spend my life by his side, standing up for him and making him the happiest man in the world (not to mention the best coffee in the world).
If this sounds like your cup of tea, then what are you waiting for? Write me for heaven’s sake! Preference will be shown to gentlemen who share my passion for literacy, newscasters and NASA engineers.
