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48 year old man
Hollywood, California, United States

Seeking:
women 30-50
Within:
50 Miles of Los Angeles, California, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
Faith:
Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Never

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

This is the part where I should declare myself to be in possession of all the qualities you’ve listed as necessary in a mate. I’m an openly communicative romantic professional comedian (not really) and accomplished criminal (why are you all searching for a "partner in crime"? is criminality the new six-pack abs?) who loves kids/dogs/orphans/family/friends. Blah blah blah. While all are true (more or less – I mean, who really likes orphans?), they are but a small part of the wonder that is me.

Therefore, at the risk of alienating any and all potential dates:

I am a hopeful romantic at heart, in spite of my sometimes cynical displays of sarcasm.

I have very little tolerance for stupidity and equally little for rudeness (which is just stupid in disguise). Willful ignorance, as practiced by viewers of FOX News, offends me.

I'm not really a Vegas guy. If I want to gamble, I’ll go to Tahoe. If I want a weekend of absolute debauchery, I’ll go to Amsterdam, where I can at least sprinkle a little culture amongst the detritus of my sobriety.

I don't like clubs. I prefer to be able to hear what you're saying and to see you when you're saying it. Eye contact is key in any conversation.

I am quick to laugh (at myself and those less fortunate than me).

I am capable of writing things that will make you alternately pee yourself laughing and rip your heart out crying. It's a gift.

I am unique. And, apparently, more than somewhat long-winded (long-written?).

And you?
Big hair and too much makeup scare me. A girl who's comfortable in a ponytail, ballcap and sweats for weekend brunch will always catch my eye.
Smart (and, ok, smarta**), independent and self-possessed women are hot.
If you know much more about the Kardashians than the fact that they are annoyingly ubiquitous and ubiquitously annoying, we're probably not going to get along.

Us?
We laugh. A lot. At each other and the world in general.
We're friends, lovers, eternal strangers, capable of surprising one another through the years.
We're each others' favorite person to just plain hang out with. This is key.
We're great together and equally so apart.
You will always tell me when my socks makes my butt look big. In return, I promise never to do the same for you.

Random thoughts:

Dane Cook has never been funny a day in his life. Please stop encouraging him.

I wouldn't be caught dead in anything "Ed Hardy" or "Affliction." Although, being dead, I would no longer have much say and even less interest in the matter. Nevertheless...

We're all on here looking for love (I would hope). If you have a problem with ANYONE looking for love ANYWHERE - inside their own sex, outside their own race or faith - I have a huge problem with you.

I will drive you crazy in ways both good and bad.

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Playing sports, Political interests, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Football, Golf, Running, Soccer, Walking / Hiking, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

I like BIG dogs. If it fits in your purse, it's not a dog. unless it's a rescue. all rescues/strays are big damn dogs by default.
I find the idea of keeping a bird as a pet to be exceedingly cruel.

Political views:
Very Liberal
Sign:
I'll tell you later
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

hiking - Mt. Hollywood every day when possible - running, movies, soccer, exploring my Hollywood neighborhood, Sunday farmer's market, eating out, reading, writing...

Favorite hot spots:

Any place that requires a passport. The longer, the more arduous the trip, the better! My best friend's couch. NorCal.

Favorite things:

Wandering. Wondering. My passport. New countries to visit (currently on 44 but shooting for 50 by 50). Being a kid with my nieces and nephews. The smell of my parents' house on Thanksgiving. Movies. Challenges.

Last read:

insert appropriately profound classic novel demonstrative of my own profundity here.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 8'0" (243cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Green
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Never
No preference
Occupation:
Artistic / Creative / Performance
No preference

I'm a freelance stage manager/music director for large-scale corporate events around the world.

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Not sure
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Other
No preference

I believe in the multi-verse.
If I were to look for god, I certainly wouldn't begin my search in a building.
I find divinity in art and science. I find spirituality in nature and the silence of the redwoods.

Languages:
English
No preference
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

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