My perfect match: someone who can... get my random and obscure references, rap 'baby got back', cure Bieber fever, keep up with the Kardasians, dance like you are from Gangnam, jailbreak an IPhone, translate Honey Boo Boo, distinguish between Human and Dancer, speak fluent Wooki and Ewok, and of course, bring sexy back. Yup, I want it all. But who doesn't? That's why I'm only interested in meeting the top 2 percentile of the girls on this site. Is this you? if so, call me maybe.
About you:
I already know you LOVE food - unfortunately every girl does.
I already know you love traveling - hating traveling is like hating breathing.
I already know you like to 'live life to the fullest' - whatever that may mean.
I already know you are thankful to have your friends and family - cuz saying that you dislike them will make you seem like a drama queen. =p
I already know you are "down-to-earth" and easy going - cuz nobody thinks of themselves as difficult.
I already know you are only trying match.com cuz your roommate met someone on here and you just want to give it a shot - afterall, you are way too good to interact with us losers online.
now, put something on your profile that I dont see in every other profile. thank you. =)
About me: I like ...long walks on the beach, sunsets and puppy dogs, sipping hot chocolate next to the fireplace on a cold winter's day, blah blah blah... actually, I'm not gonna write the typical blah blah, so I figure I'll just related myself to the top characteristics that girls usually look for.
Confidence - I'm great in bed. I can sleep for days.
Looks - I'm a handsome young man. I know cuz that's what my grandma told me when I was 9.
Intelligence - I'm smart enough to know what a dikfore is. Do you? =)
Interesting - I dont aways drink beer. but when I do, I drink Dos Equis
Considerate - I'm willing to share remote, when there is no football or basketball on.
Optimistic - I'm on this site, aint I?
I see art in everything. I believe one's preferences in art (music, fashion, movies, etc. etc.) is the best reflection of personality.
Favorite Music: Muse, Cure, Depeche, Editors, Coldplay, Kasbain, Killers, Interpol, Travis, Postal Service, DCFC, Arcade fire, Franz Ferdinand, Shiny Toy Guns, Keane, Radiohead, Snow Patrol, Perishers, Glasvegas, Shiny toy guns, Phoenix, Bombay Bicycle Club, Jem, Saint Etienne, Pink Martini, etc.
Favorite TV shows: Colbert Report, Daily Show, Conan, Jimmy Kimmel, South Park, Family Guy, Big Bang Theory, Tosh.O, Sportscenter, NBA and NFL, 60 minutes, 20/20, Dateline, Travel, History, and Discovery Channels - I can spend hours and hours watching intriguing shows on astronomy, national parks, geological history of earth, human history, travel shows, human engineering marvels, etc.
