Me:
I'm smart.
I'm funny.
I'm charming.
I'm happy.
I'm sarcastic. A lot.
I like sports, and not because I think it'll make you like me more.
I beautify in 45 minutes as opposed to 4 hours.
I tell it like it is, and "it's" usually not very nice.
I comprehend that your, you're, there, they're, their are ALL different. Do you?
I frequently integrate movie quotes into my everyday conversations.
I like my dogs more than most humans.
I truly feel stupidity should be painful.
I love me some zombie movies, even the terribly cheesy ones.
I'll dazzle you.
You:
I want someone I'm excited about.
I want someone I can trust.
I want someone that can make me nervous.
I want someone funny.
I want someone that smells great.
I want someone successful (in his own right).
I want someone independent.
I want someone that adores me.
I want someone I can't stop looking at.
I want someone that loves animals.
I want someone that's a foodie.
I want someone open minded.
I want someone that enhances my life.
