Im what you would call a great catch. As a matter of fact I sell what I catch under a bridge in Springfield. Ive been unemployed since I was let go from my job due to an "anger management problem." Someone took my "liquid lunch" out of the fridge in the breakroom. Wouldnt you grab an ax and run through the office. I like to spend my money on booze and scratch tickets. I do like to shop,and hope to, when they let me back in the mall. Dont even ask about that incident, lets just say no more santa outfits in the mall in August. Im looking for a woman with good teeth and strong hips. Someone who doesnt mind collecting empty cans for fun. I have had all my shots and believe me I need them. I dont like kids or animals. They bring to much joy to the world. And joy spreads. We cant have that. I do like animals if they can make money for me. I have to stop now, my parole officer is at the door. First date needs to be within 500 feet of my apartment. There's a beautiful view from the alley next door though.
If Im someone you might be interested in, God help you. If you want to know the real me, drop me a note!!!!
THE REAL STORY:
Actually, I have been on my own and it has been wonderful. But, I want to meet someone special, and start making a history together. Trips, dinners, movies, laughing, and passion. I am eagerly anticipating meeting the one that makes me want to rush home from work, and share myself completely with. I am a caring, attentive, respectful nice guy, looking for the same.