very smart
very funny
very sharp
trying to learn to write
trying to learn to read
trying to learn to sit
better looking than larry david
MUCH better looking than larry david
fairly successful
own a really nice house
own a really nice son
own a not very nice outdoor cat
own my own penis (don't you hate renters?)
i don't own a gun
i don't own a pick-up truck
i dont own anything with the words "4 by" or "semi" in them
i've never seen an entire episode of any reality show
i don't really care that patrick swayze died
i would like to know how things are going for monica lewinsky
happy there is someone in the white house i dont want to have a beer with!
