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Active over 3 weeks ago

52 year old man
Carlsbad, California, United States

Seeking:
women 36-49
Within:
20 Miles of Carlsbad, California, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
Faith:
Atheist
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Hello, sweetness. Thank you for stopping by. It's a pleasure to meet you.

About me: I'm a nice guy and an author who writes comedy about dating and relationships. I have a dozen books on Amazon, which some love and some not so much. (*shrug*) I have two cats and zero children. If you have or would like to raise children or dogs, that's lovely--now, move along ... nothing to see here. Keep it moving, people. Thank you. Now, like I was saying, I have no baggage other than tuna-munching balls of fur that sleep all day and wake me up too early on the weekends. I'm well-trained in the fine art of pleasing you, as long as you appreciate it instead of taking advantage of it. I thank my ex-wife (married 13 years and, oddly, I still adore her and consider her my best friend) for house-training me. I'm healthy and fit. I work out five times a week, and play baseball (no, not softball ... perish the thought, silly woman). I have a marketing and IT background, which I use to market my books via social media--yes, , Pinterest, etc. I enjoy fine coffee (Kicking Horse), wine (Silver Oak), movies (Silver Linings Playbook), comedy (Tosh.0), travel (Cabo), and cooking (short rib is in the slow cooker ... smells nice).

About you: You don't make your man your project. He's fine as he is. You're smart, witty, and funny. You don't need my participation in order to enjoy your yoga classes, marathons, and plays. You've learned how to say please and thank you. You keep yourself fit and attractive FOR YOU. You can read my thoughts without being offended, criticizing, or assuming they're always about you. You inspire me with your actions. You love your parents and siblings, and have no jealous, angry exes who will complicate our relationship. You're not concerned with credit scores, fancy cars, and the flattery of young dudes. You complete you--I make you better.

About us: We meet over a beverage of your choice; go through the tedious, yet necessary, interview process; and measure the chemistry. If we lean in toward each other, laugh, smile, and maintain eye contact--regardless of the distraction of other prey--we decide to continue a journey toward the merge. If not, we tap fists, and move on.

You game?

Interests:
Book club, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Bowling, Running, Tennis / Racquet sports, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
I have Cats
Pet Essay:

I have two cats (brothers, Syd and Symon) I rescued and adore.

Political views:
Very Liberal
Sign:
Virgo
College:
Juniata College, Huntingdon, PA
For fun:

I love music, reading, and fitness. I play baseball and compete in national tournaments. I enjoy concerts, dining out, pro sporting events, and movies.

Favorite hot spots:

San Diego is my favorite and I'm fortunate to live here. I also love Italy, St. Maarten, Las Vegas, Palm Springs, and Scottsdale. I enjoy wine tasting tours and hope to explore Sicily soon.

Favorite things:

Dark chocolate, cats, reading, writing, sushi, wine, olives, blue, worn-out t-shirts, cashmere, Joe's Jeans, loafers, watches, baseball, ice hockey, driving with the top down, warmth.

Last read:

I enjoy reading humorous pieces including The Onion and books by Charles Bukowski, David Sedaris, Chelsea Handler, Laurie Notaro, and others.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'9" (175cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Light brown
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Dark blonde, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Artistic / Creative / Performance
Administrative / Secretarial, Artistic / Creative / Performance, Executive / Management, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Labor / Construction, Legal, Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness, Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military, Retail / Food services, Retired, Sales / Marketing, Self-Employed / Entrepreneur, Student, Education / Teacher / Professor, Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering, Travel / Hospitality / Transportation, Other profession, Nonprofit / Volunteer / Activist, Law enforcement / Security / Military, Fashion / Model / Beauty, Architecture / Interior design

I'm an author. I recently published parodies of the Fifty Shades. My books contain humorous essays about dating and lifestyles. I am also a search engine and social media marketing specialist.

Income:
$150,001+
Less Than $25,000, $25,001 to $35,000, $35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Divorced
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No, Yes, and they live away from home
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Probably not, No, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Black / African descent, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, White / Caucasian, Other

I'm 100% Italian, although the light hair and blue eyes might suggest otherwise.

Faith:
Atheist
Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist / Taoist, Jewish, Spiritual but not religious, Other

I respect and understand the source and reason for faith, but I don't believe in the supernatural. I am tolerant of all peaceful forms of faith and worship.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

From Juniata College, a small school in central PA.

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