I am here seeking a partner to join my dog Rosie and I in our devious plot for world domination. All dogs of the world have a secret communication network, and plan on lulling humans into thinking that they aren't a threat. But Rosie has one glaring weakness that is limiting our potential, because unfortunately, she cannot type (explaining why she needs me). Though, don't get me wrong, she more than makes up for this limitation in other ways. I am deathly afraid of roaches, and Rosie takes care of any that appear and I return the favor by making sure the UPS guy stays out of the house.
In my spare time, I enjoy reading. My kindle and I are inseparable. It broke once because it fell in the pool after I accidentally dropped acid on myself (long story!), and the following week was one of the longest of my life until the new one arrived.
World domination is grueling work, so I like to eat out alot. My goal is to eat at every restaurant in SoCal. Sushi, anything with cheese, and Mediterranean food are my usual favorites.
In Rosie's spare time, she likes to go to the dog park which I am more than happy to oblige. She gets to pee on stuff, and I get to read...win/win!
I also love traveling, but this is a recent occurrence. I went to Hawaii, and then London and quickly realized traveling is awesome.
Our plot is financed by my career as an IT Infrastructure Administrator. Its something really special to actually enjoy going into work, and even sometimes looking forward to the often dreaded Mondays.
I am a graduate of UC Irvine in Pharmacology which was integral in my selection by my canine overlords.
I'm a bit of a neat-freak, except when it comes to my room oddly enough. I cant figure out why, top scientists have tried and failed.
People tell me that I'm the prototypical nice-guy, but I'll show them all when our plan comes to fruition. If you are selected, I can promise that you will rule alongside myself and the canine overlords in a life of semi-luxury. If you feel like you've always had a bit of evil genius within you, then I look forward to your email!
