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I want to be excited!
What excited me? Well a beautiful naked girl in my bedroom.
Ha, just kidding. Well, ok, not kidding, but there's more to it than that. Someone who's intelligent, witty, and sarcastic. Someone who laughs at my dumb jokes. She understands and accepts that I'm a sarcastic smart donkey, and I'm going to give her hard time. And darn it! I expect her to give it back. I want someone who has their life together to some degree. She doesn't need me, I don't want to be needed, I want to be wanted. Because well, life is more enjoyable when you can share it.
She'll probably gonna be at least part nerd, because I am. I can be a goof. Join me. We'll skip through the rain together and hit almost every puddle! Watch out for the worm! Hopefully there'll be some hot cocoa when we get home.
Hopefully she'll at least appreciate music, because I love it, and probably won't be too much of a tv whore. I find life's to precious to whittle it all away watching tv. Course, they'll accept my hypocrisy and maybe join me when I spend some saturday sucked into a law & order marathon. Ugh that show... what's so addicting about it? Dum dum!
She should probably drink at least occasionally, whether it's beer, wine or what not. One of my favorite activities is to just get a drink with friends, family, whatever. Of course, moderation and self control in that department are always of importance. On the opposite end of the spectrum, I try to eat well, or at least balance the bad and good.
And in that vain, she'll be physically active. I like to run, work out and go to the gym, do yoga and dance. It's much easier to keep fit and stay in shape if you're with someone who shares that passion. She should be fit, and planning on staying that way. I've been attracted to all types but generally go for the slender/fit type. On a physical side-note, the thing I notice first ,and most, is the eyes! A friend pointed out that every girl I've ever dated or fallen for has had beautiful eyes...
Anyways, if any of this piques your interest or sounds like you, I dare you to write! No!! I double dog dare you! I am of course so much more than this, and hopefully you will be too! So quit pussyfooting around and say hi.