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34 year old man
Miami, Florida, United States

Seeking:
women 23-36
Within:
15 Miles of Miami, Florida, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

According to a recent magazine article I read on a flight, I am more likely to get responses if my profile includes the words passion, tattoos, workaholic, weddings, chocolate, surfing, crack, retirement and yoga. Apparently saying one is a workaholic yoga instructor with a passion for crack smoking and tattoos is considered desirable by women who read these online profiles. Feel free to create your own sentence with those, maybe Ill use it.

There is much more to me than what you see on a profile. As far as what I am looking for: I try not to be difficult, but I do have one requirement- I have no patience for flakes. So if you can't show up as promised or think it's acceptable to cancel last minute, better save us the time please. I prefer my flakes with stawberries and milk- as part of a well-balanced breakfast.

I'll add a few personal viewpoints (jokes people, jokes...) designed to filter out the mismatches:

Don't expect me to spend all my money on you (97% of Miami women will now stop reading my profile)
--Glenn Quagmire is my hero, giggedy (1.7%)--
Children are a blessing, NOT an excuse. So don’t use them as one (1.5%)
--If you're idea of a fun night out still involves "getting blasted, crunk, or tokin up", Im not your man (1.2%)--
Asking you what you’d like means I actually care about what you think, not that I can’t decide (1.0%)
--I dont expect you to cook but if we can’t cook together, I expect you to know the best spots to go to or that can deliver (0.6%)--
I joke around, A LOT (have you noticed yet?). If you can’t take a joke, stay out of my kitchen, I'm busy preparing flakes (0.4%)

Then there's those who don't qualify for a % (you poor things, no % for you!)
--I am not catfishable, I will not talk long without meeting in person. (no % assigned to fake people)
How about you not send a "wink" or "like" or "fav" me or my pics and then not respond to my message- what is that? (no % assigned to lurkers or those with broken keyboards)
--Continuing on the "winks, likes, and fav abusers"- you do realize that sending me a wink and then hiding your profile makes it impossible to reach out to you right? (no % if you require training to use this site)
Please refrain from trying some crypted way to send me your number, like making me a favorite and adding your cell # to your username (no % for the slicks- you are not and I will not)

Yes, it adds up to over 100%, there's a reason for that and many are obviously meant to be jokes. All of my profile is in good fun, because well, I like fun.
Now that the math test is complete and 99.9% of the undesirables have been filtered out, lets talk!

Interests:
Alumni connections, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Fishing/Hunting, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing cards, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Bowling, Football, Martial arts
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Capricorn
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

I like playing basketball and play several times a week, prefer more relaxed bars or lounges instead of loud clubs. I like watching movies, beach time, learning new things, networking, UFC fan, traveling

Favorite hot spots:

I travel a bit so I see a lot, Peruvian restaraunts, cultural events

Favorite things:

miami people watching- living in brickell is ideal for this; hearing a guy tell a girl how expensive his car is and subsequently complain that his parents wont let him park it in the garage, yet the girl doesn't seem to catch that detail.

Last read:

I pretty much only read on flights.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
5'0" (152cms) to 5'7" (170cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Black
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker
Occupation:
Other profession
No preference

I've worked in real estate private equity, housing development, oil and gas exploration, and my current role is unique and interesting so I'd prefer to discuss it over a cup of coffee

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home, Yes, and they live at home
Want kids:
Someday
Someday, Not sure, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic
No preference
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
No preference

not a practicing Catholic but I would identify myself as such

Languages:
English, Spanish
No preference
Education:
Graduate degree
No preference

MBA

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