Work brought me to Miami and I'm hoping to meet some good people. It seems the down-to-earth people prefer to stay at home so here's my way of reaching out to you!
I enjoy going to Heat games but I'm not a Heat fan. If only there were a decent football team here so I could go to those games too. :) I like trying out new places to eat, happy hours, deep sea fishing, etc. I rarely do clubs and can enjoy movies at home just as much as in a theatre. I'm spontaneous, I work hard, am well traveled, well educated and appreciate all people with the exception of those in the categories outlined below.
There is much more to me than what you see on a profile. As far and what I am looking for: I try not to be difficult since I think we'd start off as friends first anyway, but I do have one requirement- I have no patience for flakes. So if you can't show up as promised or think it's acceptable to cancel last minute, better save us the time please. I prefer my flakes with stawberries and milk- as part of a well-balanced breakfast.
I'll add a few personal viewpoints designed to filter out the mismatches:
I got money- don't expect me to spend it all on you (97% of Miami women will now stop reading my profile, GONE)
--Glenn Quagmire is my hero, giggedy (1.7%)--
Children are a blessing, NOT an excuse. So don’t use them as one (1.5%)
--If you're idea of a fun night out still involves "getting blasted", Im not your man (1.2%)--
Asking you what you’d like means I actually care about what you think, not that I can’t decide (1.0%)
--If you can’t cook, I expect you to know the best spots that deliver (0.6%)--
I joke around, A LOT (have you noticed yet?). If you can’t take a joke….. (0.4%)
I am not catfishable (yes I just coined that term), I wont talk long without meeting in person. (no % assigned to fake people)
Yes, it adds up to over 100%. If you can’t figure out why or which ones are actually important to me, we probably won’t be able to have a real conversation.
Now that the math test is complete and 99.9% of the undesirables have been filtered out, lets talk!
