#5.Sending your kid to a pool party at Tommy lees house
#4.Finding out your boyfreinds crazy ex just drove from texas to orlando wearing a daiper to come after you
#3.Dateing an aisan guy who has 8 kids and a crazy ex wife
#2.Winning the most important award of your life ,then finding out your husband has been cheating on you with a stripper
#1Being married to a golfer who likes to "eat out"at dennys