Note: Stage 5 Clingers and Cooky exotic dancers/waitresses need not message me!
Im me and in my spare time, I like to save the world from bad guys, feed children in Africa, and help old ladies cross the street.
I was originally from Poland then moved to deeply rural Virginia at 10. Now I currently reside in Weho. I have best dog in the world, his name is Maximus. And if I like you enough after we first meetup, you may, just may, get to meet him.
I'm basically the guy next door. I work as a writer/producer for a media company which basically means I get to goof off professionally.
Don't worry I'm not pompous at all, so stop rolling your eyes. I refuse to take crap from anyone and stand up for the little guy. Sometimes I am generally an a-hole, but you know...the fun kind, that's impossible to hate.
If we hang out there will never be an "awkward silence" don't worry, if your nervous I will just tease you and call you a weirdo.
Hmmm what else...
I'm can speak fluent Polish, also an avid explorer. I just got my pilots license and have never, not once, crashed any aircraft. I think I'll just eventually buy my own island in Fiji and build a tree house.
I'm not looking for the trophy wife, Im much more interested in personality (being a good cook is a plus).