I ride grocery carts through parking lots, enjoy walking in the rain, Parks and Rec, floss *almost* regularly, get excited when cereal is on sale at Harris Teeter, have no self-control around pizza, always optimistic about growing vegetables on my porch but seem to fail miserably every year, and I give the impression that I've figured out life, but still get confused doing my taxes.
I'm looking for that cheesy guy to laugh with. Not very sophisticated. I'm looking to share some beers on the porch, act silly and gently embarrass each other in public, tell nerdy jokes, share a tent while camping, scratch your back if you scratch mine, watch old Seinfeld episodes, take goofy photos, play cards, and race grocery carts.
Are you still out there?
