Whoa, this sample paragraph is intimidating. Should I be using those emoticon things?
So... I am a guy with a house and a job and a dog. We like going for long walks in the woods and camping and chasing after squirrels and bunnies (and sometimes just leaves blowing in the wind). Now is where I should talk about music (Eddie Money is awesome) and must admit that I may have randomly bought a banjo at a concert that I still am trying to learn how to play. Don't fret, indeed.