Ok ladies I figure some of you would have the nerve to get back to me. Last I checked I had over 1500 looks at my post and I've only been on this site for 2 months. That's pretty good. But as mentioned I'll be shutting down my profile as for all those that checked me out you must not want a quality guy like me. I can rant now since it's my last dime. I'm kind of shocked that women I wrote, or who checked out my profile, just didn't have what it took. I'm sure you will be kicking yourself tomorrow when you lost the opportunity. I won't fret since I did try. I didn't sit back on my laurels and hope that my good looks (hmm, must have taken a bad pic) would find a taker. Not to worry, I'm much more then a pretty face....I have a mind too ya know.
that's it for me. Bit more then 4 hours left but I'll be in bed by the time the clock hits midnight. If interested you might have to include and alternate way to connect since I'll not be able to reply here. It's be real.
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I have about 1 week left till my membership ends (rather I've chosen not to renew based on my own fiscal cliff) and I'm disappointed with you. You told me that I would find someone based on my outstanding profile information and witty sense of humor. You told me that there are many women who are seeking a semi ed-u-ma-cated guy, who still has hair on his head, doesn't have to do a comb-over yet. You said that my ability to do 10 pushups, and drive a mile in under 3 min, would empress the ladies. Still no real bites. I've had some nibbles but no one has really grabbed the bait and ran with the hook. At least I must have amused 1074 views over the 2 months. That's 537 a month! Further breaking it down, 134.1 a week and 19.1 a day. Sorry I do not have detailed figures for the time of day they were viewed.
You gave me mutual matches who, with your advice, I wrote to. While they read my profile, either over a cup of joe or cartoons, they chuckled but decided that I lacked something that they were looking for. Either it was because I like power-tools or I have a crazy dog. Maybe it's my 91 Ford Pickup with a dent on the left front fender (someone backed into me and left without a note). For those that wonder, yes it has a shell. Could it be I haven't been to enough foreign countries or don't drink coffee? Maybe it's my shaved legs, but how could they know?
I could go on and on but for those that get a chance to read this last updated, creative, humorous profile change, I hope you enjoyed it, at least. I know I'm no longer getting calls to be a hand model or to star in the latest "Internet Dating Success Story" video. Could it be you all know my ex?
