Today, you are looking at our one-of-a-kind product. The Slaw comes with all working parts (although some of the top covering is starting to thin). This unit has just a tad extra storage and is reducing the inventory through exercise and play.
Although sociable, The Slaw sometimes needs down time to rest and recharge. It's also highly intelligent and has been known to carry on sparkling witty conversations.
This unit limits consumption to vegetarian items and thrives on fresh tasty organic foods, which he sometimes prepares. When out and about, Slaw has been known to go to more casual eateries, where the quality of the food is more important than the decor.
Don't let it near a great pizza joint, or you may have an overload on your hands and functionality will be limited for a day or so.
Software: Dao, self-inquiry, purging past beliefs, since attached beliefs correlate to poor functioning. Gandhi
Machinery: dancing, skiing, tennis, walking, water stuff, sailing, and more
Lubrication: Joy, Toastmasters, passionate brainstorming, friends, mental and spiritual development, play, relaxation,
Looks like Paul Riser.
Usage records: Hot Air Balloon in Del Mar, summer glacier skiing in Switzerland, hike mount Sinai, float in the Dead Sea, swim the Kineret, see the Mona Lisa, wander the open market in Florence, play tennis with an awakened teacher. Sail to Catalina and in San Francisco bay, run a marathon in Phoenix, AZ, go on a raw food retreat in Maui, Live on a Kibbutz, study and teach Nonviolent Communication, live in five different states, Farm the desert, scuba dive in the Caribbean, zip line in Sonoma.
Maintenance: The Slaw requires little maintenance, however there are some requirements to ensure highest functioning of this device:
You are smart, attractive, creative, can make him laugh, like a little sarcastic humor, athletic (or want to be), independent (but are ready to share a life), want a life with someone. You love to banter, to flirt (mostly with me), are vegetarian or vegan or raw (or open to it). Spiritually independent. Playful. Strong compassionate communicator. Want kids or thinking about it. Great sense of humor. Happy, Sensual, Sexy, Grounded. You see the world as perfect as it is. You are active and like the outdoors, tennis, skiing, don't have to be good, just enjoy it.
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