Note: Stage 5 Clingers and Cooky exotic dancers/waitresses need not message me!
Im Michal and in my spare time, I like to save the world from bad guys, feed children in Africa, and help old ladies cross the street.
I was originally from Poland then moved to deeply rural Virginia at 10. Now I currently reside in B-E-A-utiful San Diego. I have best dog in the world, his name is Maximus. And if I like you enough after we first meetup, you may, just may, get to meet him.
Who is TheRealMichal?
I'm basically the guy next door. I work as a writer/producer for a media company which basically means I get to goof off and travel all over the world.
I'm extremely positive, and have an optimistic point of view. Continuously living in the "now" and pursuing happiness are my 2 favorite things in this world.
Don't worry Im not pompous at all, so stop rolling your eyes, goofball. I refuse to take crap from anyone and stand up for the little guy. Sometimes I am generally an a-hole, but you know...the fun kind, thats impossible to hate. If I were a Pro Wrestler, I would be the biggest bad guy...the bad guy that you love to hate.
I'm the guy who is 100% comfortable making the first move; whether it be a romantic kiss on the ferris wheel or throwing you up against a wall and making out with you HARD...in the rain.
I love traveling all over the world for work, so I'm out of town a lot...but I also take my friends along sometimes to keep me company ;) I intend on moving to Hollywood in Summer 2011.
If we hang out there will never be an "awkward silence" don't worry, if your nervous I will just tease you and call you a weirdo :)
I'm not looking for the trophy wife, Im much more interested in personality (being a good cook is a plus). You don't have to be a model for me to respond, but if you are a model...please show me you're independent and NOT an overall a nut-job.
Hmmm what else...
I'm can speak fluent Polish, also an avid explorer. I'll try just about anything once. I think I'll just eventually buy my own island in Fiji and build a tree house.
Im not taking this too seriously. I don't play mind games, nor do I knock people down to get them to like me. Until you impress me I will probably treat you like my bratty little sister.
P.s. If I send you a message that seems strange yet funny, then Im probably just bored and friggin with you. But also maybe Im interested, it depends on how funny your reply is.