Hi there and thank you for reading my profile.
Wait don't send a message until you read my profile..eyes down here lady ;)
First off I'm a computer crime fighter. Seriously. Ok let's say your at the Starbucks enjoying an iced coffee online buying that new bag you've had your eye on. Well there's a Russian criminal trying to steal your credit card. So I protect your card from being stolen by the Russian A$$hole by encrypting it because I'm smarter than the average Russian criminal. Basically I'm at war with Russia.
I'm from New Jersey.. The garden state. I don't know why they call it the garden state with so many landfills? They grow the tomatoes in the landfills. There's so much garbage in New Jersey you can't get away from it. In fact I got my first kiss next to a garbage dumpster in an alley when I was 9.
I had a strange upbringing, I am the youngest of 6 so we are a big family and we weren't rich. We were so poor many days I ate Cherrios for breakfast, lunch and dinner. My Mother is Catholic and my Father was an Athiest. My Father once told me "your Mother never believed in birth control" made me feel loved.
Now that I've escaped the garbage of NJ I love it here in LA but strangely I miss the rain. I can jet to SF or Vegas in a weekend with friends or take a road trip to SD. I like all kinds of food but I haven't been drunk enough to try balut. This online thing can be a little crazy but when it comes down to it we'll just have coffee or a drink and see if things work... if not no biggie.