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34 year old man
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada

Seeking:
women 25-35
Within:
5 Miles of Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (1)
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'10" (178cms)
Faith:
Atheist
Smoke:
Occasionally
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

“That’s a terrible picture. Don’t use that.”

“What? I look good.”

“Dude, Kristi’s in it. The girls on Match aren’t gonna know you guys are just friends. Especially with you giving her CFM eyes like that.”

“I’m not giving her CFM eyes - that’s just how I look. It’s a good point though. I’ll blur her out, but I’m keeping the pic.”

“Ok, now you need one with your shirt off standing in front of a car. Maybe throw up a gang sign to show you’re hardcore.”

“You can’t be serious...”

“Nah man - standard stuff. Girls wanna see that. Besides, you work out - show it off.”

“That’s the douchiest thing I’ve ever heard. There’s no way I’m doing that.”

“Ok man, but you’re already at a disadvantage - you don’t even have a pic of you skydiving. I’m not even sure they’ll let you post your profile without one.”

“Moving on...I gotta fill out the blurb thing.”

“Oh dude, that’s the easy part. Just say ‘I’m easy going but also fun and adventurous. I love to laugh and travel, and I like animals, the outdoors and hanging out with my family and friends.’ Bam. Done.”

“That’s a bunch of meaningless nonsense. Who DOESN’T like to laugh or travel?”

“Of course it’s nonsense. Most of these profiles are complete BS - if even half of the girls on here liked hiking and the outdoors as much as they say they do the woods would be swarming with single women. I assure you, they’re not. Anyway, worry about the blurb later - nobody reads that crap anyway. Right now you need to go upstairs and shave your balls so you can take a picture of your junk.”

“What?!?!”

“Yeah, that’s how this works - when you see a girl you like, you email her a picture of your d*ck. I do it all the time.”

“I don’t think we can be friends anymore....”

Interests:
Book club, Camping, Cooking, Fishing/Hunting, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Playing cards, Political interests, Video games
Sports & exercise:
Soccer, Weights / Machines
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

I have an African dwarf frog named Julia. She's a good listener, but a nasty drunk.

Political views:
Very Liberal
Sign:
I don't believe in astrology
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

I love live music, but vastly prefer stumbling upon an amazing local band in a small venue to cramming into an arena like a sardine to watch a bunch of coked-out rockstars mangle their music.

Favorite things:

Sublime, Jack Johnson, The Cure, writing, spicy food, girls who read, cooking, night hikes, natural bodies of water, dancing, Liverpool FC, playing guitar, sandwiches, good blogs, Wes Anderson movies, Californication, Archer, tattoos on girls.

Last read:

I really dig Christopher Moore, as well as certain classics - Hemingway, Jane Austen, Orwell. My favourite author is probably Charles Bukowski. That said, I probably devote at least 50% of my reading time to The Economist...

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'10" (178cms)
3'3" (100cms) to 6'0" (184cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Curvy, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Green
No preference
Hair:
Dark blonde
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
Occasionally
No preference
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Labor / Construction
No preference
Income:
$50,001 to $75,000
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (1)
No answer
Want kids:
Not sure
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Atheist
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Associates degree
No preference

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