Heyo! My name is William or Will or Bill or Mister or Chad Sexington (stage name) depending on who you ask. Im a teacher during the week and an international jewel thief on the weekends. I love my jobs but hate the hoards of wealth they rain down on me. Each of the prior sentences has something true and something less true but funny in them. These are the types of things I say, this is my version of honesty.
I have a friend who once described me to a coworker by saying the following, "He's a good guy, he holds doors for girls...but I also bet he's into some weird stuff."
Smiling is great and I prefer it over most of the other options of faces I can make. Lots of things make me smile because life is so silly all the time. Right now Im writing a description of myself for a dating site. Im at least an average looking guy, funny, clever, went to college, has a job, I help out my mom and all around me I see girls dating guys who dont bathe, weigh 110 lbs, boring, depressed and moody, unemployed etc. That's how life can be funny. Does this sound odd to you? There you are reading my silly profile. Why not smile about this?
I was the first one in my family to go to college, the loans are stupid but slowly fading away, but I still feel that was my most impressive accomplishment.
I am grateful for the movie industry that I believe has done its best to prepare me for the coming zombie apocalypse, c'mon wall street big banks what have you done to teach me the survival skills I'll need?
I am looking for someone who can put up with me for extended periods of time, and also, who I can put up with for extended periods of time. Beyond that, I'm looking for someone to be crazy about, which will be ok because they are equally crazy about me. heh I want someone smart, clever, strong, spirited, independent, beautiful of course, funny, kind but only to a point, adventurous, etc.