Stupid people need not apply...oh, and also, I'm aware of the DENNIS system, fellas. Don't even go there with me.
I was told my intro wasn't optimistic enough, so....I LOVE twizzlers! There. I'm the proud owner of a 4 yr old boy, three legged dog, and a goldfish that just won't die.
A few things I appreciate(as well as most women, I'd assume).
1. I really appreciate when you don't post pictures that look like a mugshot from the sex offenders registry(or even worse, IS a mugshot from the sex offenders registry)
2. It's more impressive if you're able to keep your shirt ON in all your pictures. If I can't show mine, you can't show yours.
3. If you could possibly be yourself that'd be super. I mean, if you're an immature, shallow junkie, just say so. If you're a 35 yr. old man-child, just say so. Of course I won't date you, but it'll spare me the trouble of having to date you, figure this out, and goin' all gangsta on you.
4. I'd really, really, really appreciate a mixture of Jean Luc Picard, Hawkeye Pierce, The Doctor, Captain Malcom Reynolds, and Chandler Bing. God, how I'd appreciate that. .
Oh, just a little piece of advice...save yourself some time if you're not planning on putting any effort whatsoever into your email. You will undoubtedly not receive a reply from this gal. Oh, and spell check. It's free!!
