hmmmmm, i'm really 75 but lied about my age so i'll be included in the searches of 15-17 year olds who have daddy issues. and i'm so sorry that i haven't uploaded 15 pictures of my little tiny ugly dog because i just know that all you ladies would love to see her! in case you're the dense type, this is sarcasm over what so many of the women on match like to post. umm, no guy gives a crap about your little dog. if it's a doberman or a cool dog, then maybe we will. but probably not. it's not that we don't like dogs, it's just that we'd rather see a pic of you!
ok, sorry for that. just get fed up with LA people most of the time. i grew up in the east in places as varied as upstate NY to nashville TN to midwest OH they all have their advantages. i'm so tired of the LA stereotypical woman who's a vegan, loves animals, does yoga, is spiritual (oh, but not religious even though it's the same) drives a prius! at this point i might even be up for a girl who kicks kitties, eats kitties, worships satan has a lead foot! i really don't like people who just follow trends that's what most of LA does. i love the unique, the unusual the random! love a woman whose mind just works also spits out random bits at the same time. and if you're intelligent can carry a conversation, including arguing and shouting, i will have a strong attraction to you. but ultimately i just love kindhearted women because i may talk a lot of garbage, but i'm really good hearted believe in treating all people kindly.
i also look for classy elegant, feminine nurturing. i love women in dresses those that smell nice. i have hours of patience for when you're getting ready i'm usually late anyways so take your time. i don't like clocks, wish people were easier going although i will yell at strangers if they challenge my beliefs, but i'm very good at knowing how far to push people. i'm very thin can eat anything i want. i just don't gain weight no matter what i do. i've never weighed more than 140. i'm diabetic so have to watch the sugar but if you're super sweet, i'll make an exception. (awww, cheesy pun section.)
things i really dig:
east coast mentality (LA is just retarded), sports cars, driving around the canyons very fast, racing, anything related to european sports cars, rally, formula 1, american le mans series, etc., ok, enough cars, right? also like art as in sculpture, painting, mixed media, conceptual (to a point until it gets ridiculous) music such as drum bass, techno as well as early alternative like joy division, new order, cabaret voltaire, the jam, english beat, newer stuff like daft punk, bassment jaxx, LCD soundsystem. also love old school rap (run-dmc, public enemy, nwa, ice cube, beastie boys) jazz (coltrane would like to learn more about similar artists) even opera.
ok, so now the good: i'm not mean, i don't do mean things. i don't make fun of people (unless they are dumb or clueless) or care what anyone else's interests or preferences are as long as they don't infringe on others. i definitely have more of a NY style of thinking versus the LA view that everything is "awesome." i'm not like anyone else. i will piss you off immensely! i will also shy away from hurting you and will just want to hug you in the end. i will do anything to help you, even say your ugly little dog is beautiful! i'm a real person know my faults. and i'm never fake. unless it's just a game at a party with people you hate! ha ha, you know you've all been there. i just like those who express their opinions about things, good bad. i may be a little bitter but willing to chuck it all away for the right girl. oh, yeah, did i mention that i'm kind of shy at first but once i get going i talk way too much...
i've tried to give a multifaceted description of myself what i'm looking for. of course, this is probably a good example of why people never do this. but i really don't care since i'm looking for that rare woman.