Some reasons that we should hang out:
I might be a Russian spy.
I have the amazing ability to manipulate atoms. true story. I actually get paid to do it.
I've added two words to the urban dictionary.
I've been told that I am the best sit down comedian ever.
I make the world's best meatloaf.
Last but not least, I will introduce you to vodkapickles.
on top of all that, I also have a job! I work at a nanotech company where I design new gadgets for looking at really tiny (nanoscale) stuff.
What I'm looking for in a woman:
Shaves her legs at least once a year. Knows how to read. Has at most one missing tooth.
If you meet these stringent requirements we should talk more. Please massage me at your earliest convenience.