My name is Steve. I'm the guy that your mother warned you about.
I'm looking for a girl that's as fun and spontaneous as me. If you are, we're going to take a random road trip to Vegas, get married by Elvis, party at Tao, Honeymoon in Fiji then get divorced when we're back in LA because you only married me for the money.
To be honest I've been dating the wrong kind of girls lately. My last few girlfriends were either really really feisty, (almost b$@@@@y, but I don't like to use that word) where we'd fight all the time.
They were super super nice girls that always say yes instead of thinking for themselves. If you're somewhere in the middle then send me a message.