Taking applications...
The job is quite ill defined at any given moment and changes frequently.
If you are not fluid, adept at thinking on your feet, clever, honest, joyful, irreverent, willful yet bendy, strong mentally and emotionally as well as physically, you're probably not going to be a good fit for the position.
There is absolutely no guarantee that this is a long term position. I prefer to start with a temp to hire scenario so that both parties have time to ensure the connection is solid and capable of evolving.
Thank you ever so much for your interest!
Important things to know about Spot...
I have another name, less canine, but it depends on my mood if you get to know it straight away. Sometimes, I just like to be Spot. It amuses me.
I've been on my own for over 6 years, so if you're fresh out of marriage or a long relationship, we're probably not going to be on the same page. I'm ready for my next big love and need someone who's ready to jump in with me.
I'm easily amused. And laugh loud and hard, sometimes inappropriately.
I like guys with trucks. But I also like guys without trucks. I just like guys, in general, really.
I really like guys who are up for antics and cavorting. Most especially if I also find them to be a delectable piece of eye candy. If you'll race me around the store riding on shopping carts, and you're at least somewhat pretty, we should meet. (I say "pretty" because it amuses me. I told you I'm easily amused.)
I like guys that are not hesitant. That are ready to leap off a cliff if the water at least appears to be deep enough. If you must look over the precipice for awhile before you leap, I'll already be in the pool.
I leave the US as often as I can. But I'm always happy to come home. Except when I've been to Italy. It's really hard for me to leave Italy. Wanna move there for awhile with me?
Piercings stymie me. And this new stretch-yer-earlobe-to-yer-shoulder thing is puzzling at best. I'm obviously not hip enough to understand this ritual. It goes with my pity for men who don't seem to know how to put pants all the way on.
I surf. Badly, but enthusiastically. Take me with you next time you're going.
If you think you can get away with lying about who you are and what you have/do, you probably can. For awhile. But I don't abide liars. And I can be scathingly vocal about it if I bust you. Jus' sayin'.
I read. All the time. Often not anything of note. I could bore you with a lengthy list of Already Read and Wanna Read (there's that English peculiarity about homographs), but you can ask me if you want to know. However, I also read industry mags, continue to revisit anatomy books, and always read every single billboard. I can't help it. If it's in print and in front of me, I'm reading it.
My dalmatian Lew Lew. She's the funniest dog I've ever come across. She's with me all the time. Well, most of the time. Sometimes, she just sits in the car while I do other things. She likes trucks, too.
Lew Lew fur is just a part of my life. It's everywhere, all the time. If that would bother you, we're definitely not meant for each other. If dirt in general bothers you, we'll never get along.
I cook. Sometimes quite well. I'm out of practice these days. It goes in spurts. I cook when I can't not cook. I dream about food, creating it, sometimes. That's when I know I've gotta get back in the kitchen. I'm trying to train myself to desire things that are fresher, lighter and brighter, than what I'm really drawn to...fried anything.
There's a whole bunch more about me on one of the free sites. Search okc for spotdogit. This site is pretty lame, in my opinion. I probably won't be on it for much longer. It frustrates me.
I probably won't write to you if I'm out of your age range. Even if I really want to. I'll leave it to you to decide. So be brave and go for it if you like what you see/read.
