As Maury Povich would say... I am NOT the father! She's my niece :)
At 21 my mother warned me about ending up alone if I don't take dating seriously. Well, that was 10 years ago and I've learned your mother is always right!
I'm not complicated, but I'm not easy either, which is bad news for you girls that were looking to woo me quickly! I have no requirements or expectations. I've learned that the more you focus on what somebody doesn't have, the less likely you'll see what they do.
The two things I will not tolerate are mayonnaise and people who don't like dogs. If we get along really well I'll make an exception with the mayo but my dog will be there while you eat it.
Here are some quick facts about me that I know you were dying to know:
- I fell in love for the first time at age 7.
- I'm afraid of ants.
- I drink 3 glasses of carrot juice a day.
- I sleep 4 hours a night.
- I eat honey with a spoon out of a jar.
- I'd rather you be crazy than lazy
- Procrastinators irritate me
- I'll tell you more about myself later