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33 year old man
Daly City, California, United States

Seeking:
women 18-25
Within:
70 Miles of Mountain View, California, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Ladies, if you have always wanted to date a dark, handsome, dashing, movie star who will whisk you away to exotic vacations in private jets and Lamborghinis, I am your man--if you can resign yourself to a pasty, okay-looking, whatever half of dashing is, avid movie watcher who will whisk you away to one week-long vacation a year in coach class and a Camaro and look damn good doing it.

Like Obama, my parents divorced when I was a small boy. I spent my younger youth in cruel and unforgiving boarding schools where I was forced to read Descartes' Meditations and write sonnets in perfect hexameter on pain of ruler beatings. I struggled through my older youth in semi-poverty to become, at long last and against all odds, following numerous heart-wrenching montages, a self-made thousandaire with a blooming future. A recent, peer-reviewed study published in the New England Journal of Medicine estimated that I have watched over 200 hours of cute cat videos on youtube. I have, like, actual feelings.

Unlike Obama, I am not now, never have been and never will be: editor of the Harvard Law Review, a master debater, a Nobel laureate, or, you know, leader of the free world. As far as I'm concerned, the nuclear football is...an actual football....and the Federal Reserve is a form of red-faced bashfulness prevalent among freshmen senators.

The thrill of a first kiss or the passion of a third, the languorous convolutions of a stay-at-home, movie-watching cuddle session, and the bantering interplay of innuendos over fine cuisine on a Friday night are things that, let us say, with the right person, do not exactly suck. But that won't stop me from at least trying to bill by the hour, no matter how pretty you are.

If you date me, one day, I promise, there will come a time, when you start arguing with me over how awesome you're not, because I keep telling you how awesome you are.

I have dated many fashion models purely because they mistook me for the Pillsbury Doughboy dressed like James Dean and thought it was extremely cute. "I never knew a man could do so much with so little," is a thing many employers have expressed to me in vague astonishment, "but it is easily explained by the fact it takes you about five times as long." In school the one award I won was for "Most Improved Award Winner." I had not won a single award the previous year.

Well, that's about it. If you got all the way through that, you now know everything about me and there is absolutely no reason to message me at all unless it just all seems to crazy to be true, you pinched yourself and did not wake up, and you just need to verify the facts, Nancy Drew style, in person.

*kung fu fighting stance*

Interests:
Alumni connections, Book club, Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Political interests, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Martial arts, Weights / Machines
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
Capricorn
College:
Brown University, Providence, RI
For fun:

Mostly really dorky stuff, but like eurotrash Andy Warhol / Kanye West dorky, not Star Wars dorky. I like arthouse cinema, museums, really fast cars, expertly mixed cocktails, reading bizarre conspiracy theories that make no sense.

Favorite hot spots:

When I can muster the faltering willpower to drag my feeble / aging body there, the gym (I recently resumed lifting and dabble rather ineptly at jiu jitsu). Regardless of willpower (none needed), your bedroom and/or kitchen to help you open jars, etc

Favorite things:

My smartphone (DROID, let's not get into the debate). Rockstar energy drinks. Plus whatever you're into I'll probably mostly get into (or, in the case of shoes, enjoy seeing you in).

Last read:

In all honestly, probably some obscure section of the Delaware corporate code (tragic, I know). In terms of actual books, Cormac McCarthy's "The Road" (awesome book).

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
5'3" (160cms) to 6'5" (195cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Hazel
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Dark brown
Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Platinum
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
Occasionally, Cigar aficionado, Yes, but trying to quit
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
Legal
Administrative / Secretarial, Artistic / Creative / Performance, Executive / Management, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Labor / Construction, Legal, Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness, Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military, Retail / Food services, Retired, Sales / Marketing, Self-Employed / Entrepreneur, Student, Education / Teacher / Professor, Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering, Travel / Hospitality / Transportation, Other profession, Nonprofit / Volunteer / Activist, Law enforcement / Security / Military, Fashion / Model / Beauty, Architecture / Interior design

Attorney. According to my mother, this means I work on "cases" and have to answer the question "How was court today?" I actually do Mergers & Acquisitions. I thought "Due Process" was a hip new indie band...turns out it's some kind of legal thing!

Income:
$150,001+
$35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Not sure
Someday, Probably not
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, East Indian, Middle Eastern, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist / Taoist, Spiritual but not religious, Other, Christian / Other

I seriously wish I believed in Scientology just because of how balls-to-the-wall insane it is. Lobotomy WILL become an elective cosmetic procedure for the chronically bored agnostic.

Languages:
English, French
English
Education:
Graduate degree
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

I have a J.D. from UCLA Law and a B.A. in Philosophy from Brown University. Flip the order and one explains the other. Man, was all that Nietzsche really worth it?

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