SPOILER ALERT: I love my family and would like to find "that special someone" to inflict them upon. My friends are really important to me, at least when I need to pawn off extra baking. I think puppies and kittens are very cute but not so much when they are grown up. I like babies too but like them even more when I can hand them back to their parents and douse myself with hand-sanitizer. I make the best chocolate chip cookies (no caveat there!) and I enjoy laughing really hard.
On a more serious and existential note, I tend to view the glass as half-empty instead of half-full. And not because I'm some kind of Debbie-Downer pessimist. To me it's all about utilization: I feel like a glass half full was only filled up half way in the first place, whereas a glass half empty implies having used up the other half, presumably, since I am an optimist, in some enjoyable way.
Stew about that for a while and get back to me.
