I once ate a 7 lb burrito called El Gigante. I love Dolly Parton purely and without irony. My family has five kids and as we move away from home my mom gets more and more dogs. I have a slight Chicago accent, especially on words like 'accent' and "Minnesota.'
My ideal match may have achieved some great feat in competitive eating. He might be tall, like a six foot three inch tree. He is someone who I'd want to be friends with-- someone who treats his friends and family well, makes me laugh, brings his own point of view to the conversation in an engaging way, and listens well.